Well, he’s seen the movie.
And probably has the coloring book, too.
Nobody knew that representing a mercurial, profoundly ignorant, vengeful, bullying, non compos mentis pathological liar could be so complicated.
Kind of like Kellyanne Conway before her…or at least the Kate McKinnon / “Kellyanne’s Day Off” version.
All it takes is training to not let her religion get in the way. Something her dad is exceptionally well qualified to do.
Well, might as well include this bit of patronizing assholishness:
To be fair, I actually believe that Trump had to ask Kelly that question, and that Kelly responded that way.
Kelly was right: he has no idea.
Twice in one day I had to triple check my Twitter feed to make sure I wasn’t being punked, or that the drugs hadn’t worn off or something. Trump. What the everloving fuck, man?
I had barely processed my amazement over “Hey kids, let’s have a contest!” when I turn around and see him float a “Pocahontas” in front of a group of Navaho Code Talkers being honored. I mean, come on, man. He didn’t really do that did he? I swear, I didn’t fully believe it just from reading it. There was no way. I must have misunderstood something. Nope. Sure enough, “Pocahantas … but I like you …”
I don’t think the callus that has developed on my forehead from all the face-palming I’ve been doing lately is ever going to heal.
Whatever you do, don’t resort to a combover. :eek:
They both appear to be using a Bible that says
It’s in Two Corinthians* (Chapter 9, Verse 7) of Wicked Bible - Wikipedia.
*gotta keep the boss happy; pretend he got it right
You know Kelly’s been wanting to say that several times a day since this whole mess began.
To give your forehead its coup de grâce, consider that there are millions of people who think it’s perfectly fine, if not great, for the President of the United States to have made those comments, and they’ll be voting in 2020. Some of them are my immediate family members!
Sorry, AARP, but I’m joining the Hemlock Society.
Sounds like a bad sitcom.
Coming up…the next episode of “Chuck and Nancy” will make you want to chuck your popcorn at the television monitor and scream at the whimpering man in the suit coat to stop being such a nancy!
Turns out in the real world, when you insult people before a meeting and say you can’t do a deal with them, they’ll just stay home instead.
I hven’t heard any mainstream Democrats endorse “illegal immigrants flooding into our Country unchecked.” Let me be the first to say, I’m sick of this asshole’s constant lies.
If his own party had the brains to wipe their own asses they wouldn’t need the Democrats. So they want to overhaul the tax system completely on their own but when the rubber meets the road they want Democratic help? Fuck him and the horse he rode in on.
I applaud the sentiment but I don’t think you’re the first. 
With Trump in particular his insult comedy routine isn’t helpful in politics. He’s used to doing real estate deals with one particular group of people, concluding it, and then moving on to the next group of marks. Instead he goes around insulting in highly personal terms people who have their own personal power and in many cases will be in their positions much longer than he’ll have his, even if he is reelected (God forbid). There’s a reason that Obama didn’t lash out with personal insults at John Boehner all the time, and it’s not because they are good friends.
Doesn’t stop the idiots from continuing to lie about it. A couple of our resident conservative dunderheads have made similar claims on this message board just in the last day or so.