Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Keen to know too. Had more than usual difficulty parsing the second part of that tweet.

So eloquently put.

“Fasten your seatbelts. It’s going to be a bumpy ride.”

“The FAKE NEWS says I supported the loser R candidate in Alabama. He never had a chance against rigged system and soft on crime Doug Jones. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!”

Remarkably sedated response from Two-Scoops. Kelly must have Valium-ed up his Diet Coke.

Or a lawyer swiped his phone again…

You know, it just goes to show how messed-up our situation is. That’s an appropriate statement that any normal politician might make after a loss by his party. And my first reaction to the President of the United States saying something normal and statesmanlike is . . . complete surprise that he isn’t being a complete dick.

Better search the Rose Garden for a big empty pod.

Oh, who knows. With Moore not conceding, maybe Trump will join in on the fun.

There is no way in hell Trump made that tweet. As has been pointed out by others, it is highly likely that Trump is at this point completely unaware that Moore has lost. Wait until tomorrow morning’s tweetstorm to hear the “Real Trump”.

That’s more like it.

The only deck stacked against Roy was Crazy Eights.

Of course. “It’s everyone else’s fault but me.”

It’s exactly as I expected. He’s every bit as predictable and unsophisticated as my kid when she was a toddler.

Though it is true that Moore was not Trump’s chosen candidate at the start. So he feels like giving the party a “told ya so”.

Pretty safe bet that if he loses in 2020, he’ll be boasting that he was right about the system being rigged.

"I called it, people. My loyal supporters will tell you, back in 2016 I said that I’d be sneaking out of the country on the night before I was going to be indicted. Look it up, I said it. The fake press says I don’t know what’s goin’ on… oh, I know what’s goin’ on.

“Now if the cameraman will follow me, I’ll give you a tour of this huuuuge dacha on the Volga, redecorated just for me…”

Hopefully his cell mate will tell him to shut the fuck up and roll over.

Yeah, who wants to look at that stupid asshole?

That’s IT?? ONE tweet from thump this morning?? Is he conscious?

But, I’ll bet he sent a scathing PM to Putin on Facebook for not helping the Republicans enough this time.