The one thing I don’t get is how a rich fuck like Trump even *knows *about MacDonald’s. It’s not like he ate there growing up.
That doesn’t mean he doesn’t think he’s got a bigger and more powerful “button” than Kim’s. This is a man who thinks in outdated ethnic stereotypes because he’s intellectually lazy - “Asians have small dicks compared to my genetically superior wang” is exactly the sort of thing I expect him to believe.
In Soviet China, Wang bigger than YOU!
He was the runner-up and coined the phrase “voodoo economics” during the campaign to describe Reagan’s economic plan.
Fucking Brilliant! 
Very good! But it might be better to reverse the sense of the 3rd line, e.g.
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.
I have a mighty button and no problems with my penius.
I have plenty time for television, golf, and social media
Cuz my brain’s already better than the best encyclopedia.
BTW, that G & S tune already had a different adaptation for Trump.
The same team does an aria from Rossini that I like much better than the G & S.
That would explain the covfefe mystery: It’s a sneeze.
I bring to mind all of the truly intelligent people that I know and I cannot think of any occasion when they’ve felt need to tell me how smart they are. Not once.
They very, very often state clearly what they don’t know, and where the limits of their expertise lie, then they ensure they surround themselves with other smart people who can help them.
From Socrates to Shakespeare it has been stated that the clever man knows what he doesn’t know. Fuck knows what that means for Trump.
Remember when conservatives used to criticize Obama for his supposed ego and arrogance? ISTR lots of criticism based on how Obama apparently thought he was just so fucking smart and all professorial like. Those were good times. Anyway, now we have a guy in office who comes right out and says he thinks he’s the smartest guy in every room. I guess that’s different somehow.
It is a wise man that knows he isn’t - Abraham Lincoln.
Was that from his blog?
You know, most people don’t know he was a Republican.
Wait, I thought he was a Whig. Or wore one, I forget which.
Sadly there is a lot of people who confuse speed and/or volume with decisiveness and intelligence.
One of the seniormost guys at my current project will, if he truly knows the answer to a question, answer it providing cites. If he’s got half an idea, he’ll say he’s sure. And if he’s taking the answer out of where his momma split him, he’ll say he’s sure, sure!!! (so far every time he’s said he was sure-sure he’s also been more wrong than Trump’s 'do). Both his managers and the client’s people are in awe of how much he knows and how decisive he is.
“I’ve had to put up with the Fake News from the first day I announced that I would be running for President. Now I have to put up with a Fake Book, written by a totally discredited author. Ronald Reagan had the same problem and handled it well. So will I!”
Um… Reagan had Alzheimers.
So does he!
And there are those rumors that he had a beard.
CMC fnord!
The president just tweeted about his “consensual” presidency. He meant “consequential” but it turns out that he is a semi literate dotard.
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Force of habit. For years whenever he’s fucked anyone he’s always had to say, “It was consensual! It was consensual!”