Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

President Elect shares his thoughts about vitally important national issues:

[QUOTE=Oaf l’Orange]
Wow, the ratings are in and Arnold Schwarzenegger got “swamped” (or destroyed) by comparison to the ratings machine, DJT. So much for…
being a movie star-and that was season 1 compared to season 14. Now compare him to my season 1. But who cares, he supported Kasich & Hillary
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As an atheist, I’ve never said “Jesus” or “good God” as many times in my entire life as I have in the past six months.

Trump complains (again) that the media insists on reporting facts that originate in reality rather than the voices echoing through his empty skull:

[QUOTE=il Doofus]
The dishonest media does not report that any money spent on building the Great Wall (for sake of speed), will be paid back by Mexico later!
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I mean, jesus christ, thats the President of the United States of America! Its bizarre.

He is about to receive intelligence briefings today. If ever there was a time for serious thought, reflection and prep, it’s today. But no. This is what’s first and foremost on his tiny demented mind.

What an ignorant unrepentant orange douche bag. :smack:

Hey! He’s not the President for a little over two weeks! Call him by his correct title: President-elect.

Please, I’m begging you, let me have this last little bit of comfort before the real shit hits the fan.

Go one better and call him what he is: minority president elect.

aldiboronti isn’t American either, he’s English. And I don’t think he’s stupid enough to actually mean what he said in his post. He just likes to troll liberals by defending even Trump’s most idiotic acts.

If he meant what he said, he’s a moron.

We know because if Trump was sharing every single thought that ran through his brain there’s be a lot more tweets like “Ooo, I’d tap that!” and “mmmm! Boobies! maybe if I can over a little I can see all the way down her blouse!” or “Dammit, who ate all the peanuts? That was my bowl of peanuts!”.

Surely you mean “strawberries”.

Are we going to start referring to Trump as “Old Goldstain”?

Stranger

“Old Orangestain” has more of a ring to it, methinks.

Fact-checking tool for Trump tweets.

That is brilliant.

Did he even bother to go this time?

Don’t “they” go to him?

I’m partial to “Caligula II”

They did, but in a gesture of respect, they were not required to genuflect.

And that’s the only thing Trump has been honest about since this debacle started.

To be fair, he’s also looking out for Vlad.