Heck, I’d refrain from telling lies about sleeping with Donald Trump for half that much! You’d think paying fifty cents on the dollar would be a deal that appeals to him, what with it being his SOP for dealing with contractors…
He didn’t pay her to keep quiet about having sex with him. He paid her to lie about his dick size.
I’d just like to take this opportunity to say that I had sex with Donald Trump on multiple occasions and will respond to any interested parties with my routing number and checking info.
No link, but I think this all stems from a video taken of a Q&A on Air Force 1. He’s asked if he knows anything about Stormy and the $130k, and he says “No…talk to Michael”.
Wow… I envy you, since you must’ve been living on a private island with no access to the obnoxious cable news for the past couple of months! 
Trump denies knowing about Stormy Daniels payment, tells press to ask Michael Cohen.
Transcript:
This was back in early April.
- She means “why did he make the payment,” presumably.
The NY times has a list of contradictory statements about the Stormy payment:
March 7 | Sarah Huckabee Sanders: “There was no knowledge of any payments from the president.”
“I’ve had conversations with the president about this,” said Ms. Sanders, the White House press secretary. “He has denied all these allegations.”
April 5 | President Trump: “No.”
This was Mr. Trump’s response when he was asked by a reporter if he knew about the payment to Ms. Clifford. In what were his first public remarks about the matter, Mr. Trump denied knowing about the $130,000 payment. He added, “You’ll have to ask Michael Cohen.”
News flash! President is a lying sack of shit. Film at 11.
So the Trump story and they’re sticking to it (for now…) is apparently.
Trump did not have sex with that woman.
Michael Cohen decided all on his own that he should pay her $130k, for [reasons].
Cohen paid himself back out of his regular retainer.
Trump had some vague, general impression that this took place.
None of this had anything to do with the campaign.
Rock solid!
And, of course, the agreement said that she had to destroy any evidence like tapes, pictures, etc. from the non-existent affair.
Come to think of it, I may have some super-secret tapes of me not having an affair with Donald Trump. (And, in my case, I guess it would be a non-existent homosexual affair, which ought to make it more salacious.) My guess is that there may be about 300 million people in the U.S. who might also have tapes of that sort, although given how much Donnie slept around, that may be a high estimate.
$300 million times $130,000 is $39 trillion.
Donnie’s raking that in from the bribes/hotel stays by heads of state alone, so …he can afford to pay us all off.
(Now that will stimulate the economy!)
Actually, it’s $39 trillion squared…
It is? It’s not 39 followed by twelve zeroes?
Of course it is. The dollar sign is what needs to be squared, based on the equation you wrote.
Disclaimer: I do not profess to know what a squared dollar looks like, nor what effect squaring a dollar has on its buying power.
I’m going to assume this is a woosh. Otherwise, you would be saying that if I undertake to pay 10 accusers-of-extramarital-sex $5 each (my top figure!), I will have to come up with $2,500: (5 x 10) times (5 x 10).
The new Trumpian math! Who knew it could be so complicated!?!
If you don’t want your dollar signs multiplied by one another, you need to only put dollar sign on one of your terms. You originally wrote it as $300 million times $130,000.
OH. The light dawneth. A complaint about the typo (of putting a $ in front of the population figure.)
We went a long way down a road of indeterminate merit, didn’t we? 
:dubious:
That’s the schtick here, lately.
Not sure if I should be insulted or not I’ve seen numerous stories where the reporter said that “Trump said”. But that would just be passed off as fake news if I show it to certain friends of mine. Thanks for the video link!
It’s very simple. If you try to buy a Hawaiian shirt with Square dollars, the salesman gives you an Argyle sweater vest instead.
That comes to $$39,000,000,000,000. Collecting the bounty on Vash the Stampede would get you 1/650th of the way there…