Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Wow! They may overturn the results of the election, where Obama beat Trump!

Not to mention…placing an “embedded informant” in somebody’s campaign isn’t illegal. (Trump doesn’t really grasp the difference between “illegal” and “inconvenient to me”.) I guess if they violate an NDA you could sue…

Also, there’s “probably no doubt”. There may or may not be doubt, but actually there is none. Probably.

Is McCarthy quoted accurately? I couldn’t find it.

Was he speaking on the execution of the Rosenbergs?

He knows there are words but has virtually no clue what they say.

He was sure to ask everyone if they were a cop. If they were a cop, they have to say that they are a cop.

Show of hands: who thinks thump has any idea what Watergate was or what it was all about?

Watergate was when some haters and losers and the Fake News were very unfair to the president, who they are supposed to be bigly loyal to.

Also, it’s a word you can say after “bigger than” with this very serious look on your face, as you pivot around a bit, nose in the air, and the rally crowd will get all quiet and make this kind of ‘ooooooooh’ sound.

Really fun!

When I first saw the “Obama FBI spied on Trump” tweet (bigger than Watergate!) I thought he was talking about some clandestine operation, where Obama had an FBI agent sign up to stuff envelopes and feed inside info to Hillary. That would be silly.

It turns out that Trump isn’t entirely deranged (well, he is, but you know what I mean…) He means: the FBI investigation into Russian influence on his campaign included someone on his campaign staff who was also an FBI informant. This is not shocking to anyone outside the Trump orbit. But his toadies are demanding! that the informant be named, so they can presumably hang him from a lamppost.

I fail to see how the FBI seeing the need to investigate the Trump campaign is a scandal for Obama, but I’m weird I guess.

With every passing day I become more convinced than ever that Rudy Giuliani is criminally insane. If the FBI plants an informant in your organization, it is because it is a criminal enterprise. Dumb Donald and his batshit fan posse may see it as proof of the deep state conspiracy against him, but anyone not requiring anti-psychotic meds isn’t going to see it that way.

And as I understand it, the FBI didn’t “plant” someone there. He or she was already there, planted by the campaign.

Well, if the FBI inserted a mole in the Trump campaign and fed their information to the Clinton campaign for political advantage, that would certainly be a scandal. That’s presumably what the Breitbart types are at least pretending they think happened, to obfuscate the truth.

This is true for a certain number of toadies.

But the toadies who at least can think and have 1 and a half brain cells to rub together probably really want the name so they can figure out how screwed they are.

Because if nothing else, this whole affair has shown us that the Trump Campaign was a bunch of Losers and Criminals who did nothing but commit crimes all day long. And then talk about those crimes. And in some cases, tweet about them.

But if they’re publicly tweeting about some, I’m sure they talked and talked and talked about others. And now they want to know who was listening.

8 Deaths and Multiple Injuries Reported After Texas High School Shooting [Updating].

Trump tweet - “School shooting in Texas. Early reports not looking good. God bless all!”

Better than another,“Thoughts and Prayers” I guess.

SIXTEENTH SCHOOL SHOOTING THIS YEAR - It’s only f****ing May. Do Something.

Thoughts and prayers. There, I have done as much as the Republican Congress to address gun violence. I’m exhausted.

Don’t rest up yet. You still haven’t cashed your russian funded NRA check.

…And who’s going to blame the liberal media for politicizing this tragedy by talking about guns??

I really don’t know what to say, so I just give you a link: Trump Misspells Melania’s Name In Welcome Home Tweet

Damn. I always call her Melanoma, but it’s intentional. Meanwhile, Melanie is that fine, big girl in Jackie Brown/Rum Punch.