In that case, Trump will probably count all the Chinese workers who made his MAGA hats and other materials as “campaign workers”.
Yeah, do that, presumably trapping tens of thousands of Americans on the other side of the border. Great idea.
I feel like we should also focus on all the porn stars that Trump didn’t illegally pay off.
Well, if they went over there, they knew they were taking a risk. I’m sure the “best people” wouldn’t be going over to Mexico. Not on foot anyway.
It truly would be a new dawn in criminal jurisprudence.
Want to investigate Bernie Madoff for bilking people of millions? You’ve got to talk to all the people he met during his life who didn’t lose their life savings, first.
Want to convict John Wayne Gacy? Better be sure the budget will stretch to interviewing all the people he didn’t murder!
Want to put the Boston Marathon bomber in prison? Not without getting on the record every person who was in a location he didn’t bomb!
… Trump’s idea will certainly be greeted with fanfare and fervor by criminal defense attorneys. What an idea guy he is!
And what about all those days when I *didn’t *expose myself to a playground full of kindergartners? No kudos for keeping it zipped more than 99% of the time? Why even bother?
It will certainly generate plenty of billable hours. Win!!
Well, it will seem like a win at first. But then people will start to realize the catch: Vinyl Turnip has figured out the logic of the situation.
And Charlie Sheen will figure it out, too.
Eh, Chump will just say they were there looking looking for the donkey show.
Someone is agitated this morning. I wonder if he can feel the noose tightening?
The Phony Witch Hunt continues, but Mueller and his gang of Angry Dems are only looking at one side, not the other. Wait until it comes out how horribly & viciously they are treating people, ruining lives for them refusing to lie. Mueller is a conflicted prosecutor gone rogue. The Fake News Media builds Bob Mueller up as a Saint, when in actuality he is the exact opposite. He is doing TREMENDOUS damage to our Criminal Justice System, where he is only looking at one side and not the other. Heroes will come of this, and it won’t be Mueller and his terrible Gang of Angry Democrats. Look at their past, and look where they come from. The now $30,000,000 Witch Hunt continues and they’ve got nothing but ruined lives. Where is the Server? Let these terrible people go back to the Clinton Foundation and “Justice” Department!
BUT HER SERVER!!!
Just the latest volley of arrows at the missionaries of civilization from the witch doctor king of GOP island.
Opposite of saint. Sinner? I thought that was what we all are, per christianity.
Apropos of nothing, I saw an “old-timey” cartoon containing the bolded phrase earlier on Twitter just this morning, and here it is again.
Well it must be floating around in the aether because I thought I was making it up.
Dear Og, the Phoenicians are now getting involved?!?!! :eek: Trump truly is one of the greatest jerks of all time (he’s a GJOAT with an imaginary GMOAT!)
Well, almost all, apparently…
He retweeted an image calling for trying quite a few people (including Rosenstein and Mueller and two previous presidents) for treason. Totally normal thing for a not guilty president to do.
That must be why they submitted a list of questions to Trump.
Marine. Bronze Star. Purple Heart. Prosecuted Lockerbie bombers and John Gotti. Appointed head of the FBI by George W. Bush and unanimously confirmed by the Senate. Re-appointed by Obama and unanimously confirmed again. Married for 52 years; wife taught special-needs children.
You’re right, Donald, the guy is scum.
Trump’s Tweetstorm of this morning is a particularly vivid insight into the closed minds of his followers, and how Idiocracy is becoming more like a documentary every day.
Trumpster Fire Tweets the following:
Well, no they can’t. The above is bullshit from beginning to end, (except, roughly, for the social security average) as specifically outlined at the referenced link, which was helpfully attached to the very Twitter feed it refutes.
Despite that, at least half the responses are variations on “Fuck yeah, my poor Grandmother on SS is living on cat food while the illegals drive around in BMWs”, showing that people can’t even be bothered to educate themselves when the information is handed to them on a platinum platter. Fuck it, we deserve what we are getting.
Where does that highly specific number come from?