Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

[Rick_Kitchen]

#SmockingGun is trending on Twitter, and the Merriam Webster dictionary Twitter account has named “smocking” its word of the day.

[Jack_Batty]

Best comment I saw on Twitter:

Don’t make jocks about the moron’s spelling. He just wock up. He hasn’t had his Diet Cock yet.

[Rick_Kitchen]

So apparently the QAnon Qrazies are insisting that Trump’s misspellings are secret codes.

[Euphonious_Polemic]

@Rick_Kitchen

So apparently the QAnon Qrazies are insisting that Trump’s misspellings are secret codes.

When Trump and his entire family are locked up, these idiots will continue to insist that not only is he playing 5D chess, but he is actually in jail doing deep cover, getting evidence about Hillary.

[dasmoocher]

@Rick_Kitchen

So apparently the QAnon Qrazies are insisting that Trump’s misspellings are secret codes.

The “c” is for collusion.

[JohnT]

Remember George HW Bush’s funeral? Occurred on December 5th. Q-Anon doofi were insisting that December 5th was the day that Obama, et al, would be rounded up. When they saw all their hated people at Bush’s funeral, they were convinced that there were going to be mass arrests at the service.

[HelenGawn]

@JohnT

Remember George HW Bush’s funeral? Occurred on December 5th. Q-Anon doofi were insisting that December 5th was the day that Obama, et al, would be rounded up. When they saw all their hated people at Bush’s funeral, they were convinced that there were going to be mass arrests at the service.

I’m beginning to think QAnon is a laid-off Russian troll keeping his skills up for 2020.

[Anny_Middon]

@Rick_Kitchen

#SmockingGun is trending on Twitter, and the Merriam Webster dictionary Twitter account has named “smocking” its word of the day.

My favorite Twitter comment: “Where there’s smock, there’s liar.”

[ThelmaLou]

I stumbled onto a site called The Root, and this is their commentary on the Smocking Gun and thump’s habit of rage-tweeting:

…
But early Monday morning, before the president donned his kaftan made from the hides of infant seals and even before he drank his full chalice of goat’s blood, he was up angry-tweeting in a full sweaty rage. Also, because this tweet went out in the morning, presumably he didn’t have time to wake his Russian hooker to see if she could spellcheck it for him, so the president tweeted this:
…

and then it quotes the tweet in question, plus some of the hee-fucking-larious comments on Twitter.

[Sherrerd]

@Euphonious_Polemic

When Trump and his entire family are locked up, these idiots will continue to insist that not only is he playing 5D chess, but he is actually in jail doing deep cover, getting evidence about Hillary.

So, is Scott Adams (the Dilbert creator) still trying to sell the idea that Trump is intelligent? (Just asking to see if anyone already happens to know; I hate to go to the guy’s site and give him the traffic.)

[PatriotX]

@Sherrerd

So, is Scott Adams (the Dilbert creator) still trying to sell the idea that Trump is intelligent? (Just asking to see if anyone already happens to know; I hate to go to the guy’s site and give him the traffic.)

He switched from test to audio only.
So, I stopped checking out what he had to say.

Ain’t nobody got time for that.

[jasg]

@Anny_Middon

My favorite Twitter comment: “Where there’s smock, there’s liar.”

My favorite

We will, we will smock you!
We will, we will smock you!
Trumpy you’re a dim man, dumb man say
With your tweets gonna be in the Pen one day
Got a fat orange face, big disgrace
But Mueller’s will indict you, a conspiracy case.
We will, we will smock you…

Howard ✡. 🟦🇮🇱

[DesertDog]

@Steve_MB

Does the smocking gun produce chocking fumes?

He’s probably more interested in this passage:

@The Eye of Argon

In the face of the amorphos, broad breated female, stretched out aluringly before his gaping eyes; the universal whim of nature filing a plea of despair inside of his white hot soul…

To grab her by the pussy, presumably.

[Knowed_Out]

Somewhere, GWB is saying "Newcular doesn’t sound so dumb now, does it?’

[VinylTurnip]

@Rick_Kitchen

So apparently the QAnon Qrazies are insisting that Trump’s misspellings are secret codes.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in “NO COLLUSION,” it spells “COLLUSION ON”? Try it if you don’t believe me!

[Smapti]

Remember those big scary caravans that were bringing terrorists and smallpox and gay abortion?

Turns out Individual-1 managed to yell them away, despite the conniving Democrats struggling to make him look bad and losing at every turn.

@Loser Donald

Despite the large Caravans that WERE forming and heading to our Country, people have not been able to get through our newly built Walls, makeshift Walls & Fences, or Border Patrol Officers & Military. They are now staying in Mexico or going back to their original countries…

…Ice, Border Patrol and our Military have done a FANTASTIC job of securing our Southern Border. A Great Wall would be, however, a far easier & less expensive solution. We have already built large new sections & fully renovated others, making them like new. The Democrats,…

…however, for strictly political reasons and because they have been pulled so far left, do NOT want Border Security. They want Open Borders for anyone to come in. This brings large scale crime and disease. Our Southern Border is now Secure and will remain that way…

…I look forward to my meeting with Chuck Schumer & Nancy Pelosi. In 2006, Democrats voted for a Wall, and they were right to do so. Today, they no longer want Border Security. They will fight it at all cost, and Nancy must get votes for Speaker. But the Wall will get built…

…People do not yet realize how much of the Wall, including really effective renovation, has already been built. If the Democrats do not give us the votes to secure our Country, the Military will build the remaining sections of the Wall. They know how important it is!

As an aside, it took him 50 minutes from his first tweet to his last tweet. My 4-year-old nephew could probably outtype him.

[Kelby]

@Smapti

Remember those big scary caravans that were bringing terrorists and smallpox and gay abortion?

Turns out Individual-1 managed to yell them away, despite the conniving Democrats struggling to make him look bad and losing at every turn.

As an aside, it took him 50 minutes from his first tweet to his last tweet. My 4-year-old nephew could probably outtype him.

Lol, extra points for “gay abortion”.

[JohnT]

@VinylTurnip

Did you know that if you rearrange the letters in “NO COLLUSION,” it spells “COLLUSION ON”? Try it if you don’t believe me!

Math checks out.

[jsc1953]

@Smapti

Remember those big scary caravans that were bringing terrorists and smallpox and gay abortion?

Turns out Individual-1 managed to yell them away, despite the conniving Democrats struggling to make him look bad and losing at every turn.

As an aside, it took him 50 minutes from his first tweet to his last tweet. My 4-year-old nephew could probably outtype him.

So apparently we have a wall already but don’t need it and it’s all Democrats fault. NPR just described this twitter-fest as simultaneously conceding defeat and declaring victory, which is Classic Trump.

[JohnT]

He gave up his govt shutdown demands, is what that is all about.

Really, the lessons we are receiving in top-level negotiations from the worlds greatest deal-maker are… less than impressive, I’m coming to believe.