Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Narrator? I picture the World Famous Criminologist.

I don’t know if that makes Jared and Ivanka Brad and Janet.

How about a cutaway to Lt. Joe Kenda? ‘My, my, my.’

To be perfectly fair, boarder security will usually include walls, if only because boarders usually balk at paying rent if they aren’t getting some sort of walls (and windows and doors, and usually a roof) in return.

That might be the lessor of two evils

And FORCING them to lie by asking questions! Disgraceful!

:eek:

:smiley:

Punning like this is a violation of the Board’s tenants. Right?

That’s the lease of our worries.

Did you hear about the guy who rented an apartment to a couple of bugs? He was the lessor of two weevils…

I’ve been waiting for years to do this…

flicks jayjay’s ear
Stop that!

:smiley:

Excellent callback! :smiley:

Or the lessor of the two eagles rent-a-bird franchise.

Would anyone who speaks Trump care to translate these, er, nocturnal emissions from this morning? I can’t make heads or tails of them.

Increased what? Who acknowledged what? Who’s done nothing?

50 B’s of what? 50 Bs of k in a f p g? Are they killer Bs? “Feel the market”? Is that like “Be the ball”?

The first one translates to: “WAAA! WAAAAA! Mean old Twitter deleted a bunch of the Russian Bot accounts that were following and retweeting me! No fair!!”
A few more stool samples from this morning’s outpouring of Twitterrhea – first, another regurgitation of the long-discredited “FBI Bias” twaddle:

Next, yet another wink-nudge attempt to obstruct justice by suggesting that one of his indicted co-conspirators perjure himself to protect the boss:

“…which is now under protest”?? What, did he file with the Commissioner of Baseball because the umpires blew a ruling?

Trump has the intellect of day old dogshit.

The 50B’s are my favorite fusion Rockabilly/Funk act!

It is likely that Trump was talking about the Fed’s current policy of reducing its bond holdings by a maximum of $50 billion per month…

Or pleading that we all listen to his 50 shades of Bullshit.

The 50Bs was the original name of the B52s.

I’m pretty sure 50Bs are the standard unit of measure of covfefe.