And New Mexico is going to pay for it.
Screw that. He isn’t going to get a single vote on anything he wants from the NM delegation.
Mexicans eat prickly pears for breakfast (not to mention for dessert.)
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Perhaps a long line of “Keep Out” signs? How much would that cost?
If it’s outsourced to one of Trump’s friends, eleventy billion dollars.
I would suggest the double stacked matchbox barrier (YouTube, 1:47) as illuminated in the Upper Class Twit of the Year contest, but I fear it would keep more of us in than keep anyone out.
And it’ll cost twice as much if Trump handles the project personally, because they’ll have to go back and correct the spelling.
I think that’s gonna be my new Twitter handle. 
Shit, let them all in with the proviso that they can stay once they’ve raked out all the National Forests.
Sorry, Donald, no artistically designed steel slats for you! Will artistically designed steel bars do?
He’s already posted pictures of the wall (fence) that was being built during Obama and took credit for it.
What’s “artistically designed” to Trump? Will Melania get a say in how it looks? Will each slat have a letter from “I don’t care, do U?”
guitars
…me he de comer esa tuna,
me he de comer esa tuna,
me he de cooooooomer esa tuna,
¡aunque me espine la maaaaaaanooooooo!
(…I’m gonna eat that prickly pear,
I’m gonna eat that prickly pear,
I’m gonna eat that prickly pear,
even if it pricks my hand!)
(and no, it’s not really about food)
Oh, that’s easy. It will COST billions of dollars a month to build*, so once construction is completed the cost for building will stop and we will save billions of dollars a month. It’s basic grifter accounting principles.
*) embezzled funds already included for your convenience.
Sorry for the Facebook link, but I couldn’t find it elsewhere. If you don’t want to click, I’ll describe it.
Trump supporters are proudly showing off their T-shirts, which have The Wall from Pink Floyd’s album cover, with ‘Trump Wall’ on it written in Pink Floyd’s font. The text reads:
I wonder if the makers of the pro-Trump Wall T-shirts know that Pink Floyd’s Wall symbolized fascism, paranoia, and suicidal isolationism.
Nah, they probably stopped after they heard the line “We don’t need no education…”
Oh I get it. It’s like when you check out at the grocery store and the clerk looks at your register receipt and says, “You saved two dollars and thirteen cents today,” and you reply, “Yeah, I’m really feelin’ it.”
Another day, another imaginary victory:
Exactly. Two dollars and thirteen cents here, two dollars and thirteen cents there, and pretty soon, you’re talking real money.
Musing… you know, lots of people have jars and boxes of pennies and other coins lying around. Old piggy banks, shoeboxes, those big water bottles. If everyone mailed all of that spare change to the White House, maybe that would be enough to pay for The Wall.
At least it should be enough to pay for Barron’s Boy Scout dues.
I believe I’m seeing a Hallmark Christmas movie come to shape before my very eyes. Anybody have Lacey Chabert’s contact information?