Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Ya don’t know whether to laugh or cry.

Having shit for brains has consequences, too. I hope.

Almost nobody there but him. :smack: Yes, but he is uniquely gifted to be a one-man locus of chaos. Like a riff on that comment by JFK at the Nobel prize dinner about Thomas Jefferson dining alone. Thump is capable of creating a quite impressive display of chaos in a room all by himself.

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Why yes, Donnie, they do. Not all are positive, however.

Trials will too (this time).
Brace yourself.

Meuller is coming.

First: I sincerely doubt that the White House is ever deserted. He’s probably not counting the dozens of hard-working staff, Secret Service, cooks and butlers, and all those other invisible peon-types.

Second: an empty White House is not a good sign. It means that the rats are leaving the sinking ship.

45 now recruiting the Latino vote

I wouldn’t bet on it, Donnie.

So let me see if I understand this. Individual 1 wants to do away with DACA. He’s offering to keep it if the Democrats will kowtow. Since the Democrats won’t kowtow, he’ll attempt to end DACA. And Latin voters will love him for that?

Maybe they’re all hiding from him.

Who do you love more? The guy who has taken you hostage, or the hostage negotiator that won’t pay 5.7 billion dollars for your release?

I think he just assumes any faction will like him, because he’s Donald Trump.
Eskimos? They love me. I bought whale oil.

Trump mocks Elizabeth Warren in the most racist way his syphilitic brain can muster

:eek:

Well guess who’s gonna be making a bunch of phone calls tomorrow telling his elected reps to get this racist shitbag out of office NOW.

Those people are non-essential. McDonald’s is open during the shutdown.

His scumbag supporters love that shit. Hahhahhah. She’s an ‘Injun’.

“WE TUK DER LANDS!!! Durka durr!”

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1085159285208858624

“Hamberders”. Snerk.

Gotta say, however, that I’m wowed by the logistics of cooking, transporting to the White House and serving, presumably still hot and juicy, more than one thousand fast food “hamberders” in one go, and the capacity of the team to pound them down. How many people are we talking about here? Maybe 110 or so team members plus 40 or so coaches? That works out to about 7-8 hamberders per person. I wonder, did they have fries with that?

Step up, media. Enquiring minds want to know.

Yes, there were fries. Cold fries.

There was another picture of mounds of dipping sauce packets in the silver Lincoln gravy boats.

This reminds me of an old Adam Sandler movie.

It reminds me of a not-so-old Kingsman movie. Is Trump imitating Samuel L. Jackson as Richmond Valentine?

Why the heck didn’t they just get a few caterers, that can cook burgers and brats? Add a food truck or two and you’re good to go.

Oh. This was Trumps plan.

I envision the Secret Service and other staff driving around DC loading up their cars with Mcd’s. Is that how it went?

You’ll be surprised to know that he might be exaggerating. The initial story was 300 hamburgers, which seems more reasonable.