Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

What exactly are the oranges of that meme?

Nitpick:

White House bafflingly claims Trump actually said ‘oringes,’ not ‘oranges’

I wonder if oringes and a cup of covfefe are what Trump has for breakfast. Nah. Probably something greasy from McDonalds.

Just answer the question! :mad:

Wait. Let me try to parsethis one.

“Looks like Bob Mueller’s team of 13 Trump Haters & Angry Democrats are illegally leaking information to the press while the Fake News Media make up their own stories with or without sources - sources no longer matter to our corrupt & dishonest Mainstream Media, they are a Joke!”

So, if I have this straight, the press is making up stories while simultaneously using Mueller (who last week was “honorable”, but this week is “angry” and acting “illegally”) as a source for these stories?

He’s also pretty freaking upset about a report which totally exonerates him. Maybe he’s just annoyed because his high respect for law enforcement norms prevents him from releasing the report which would totally clear his name and embarrass his critics. <snerk>

Yes, the stories were written from illegally leaked, national-security-endangering information—and at the same time were completely invented by unscrupulous journalists.

If you can’t believe both these things at the same time, you will play no role in our upcoming Glorious Above-the-Law Monarchy. And your double-think-enabled neighbors will denounce you as a dissident and subversive element!

By the way, Trump has not seen the report, right? He’s only seen Barr’s summary?

Well, he hasn’t read it, according to this tweet on Saturday the 6th.

But seeing the report and reading the report are two different things. A copy of it is probably lying on his desk gathering dust.

Trump - read? I think I’ve spotted the flaw.

He’s waiting for Fox and Friends to explain it to him.

This.

And when it is released and F&F tell him how bad it makes him look, I predict a major tantrum. Heads will roll. Somebody’s gotta pay.

I was wondering whether Trump has the legal right to get the report, even if he has to have Stephen Miller read it to him.

The news headlines that I saw this morning were about how people in the White House were nervous, because if the report gets released and Trump gets to see what they said about him under oath, it would unleash Trump’s wrath.

I took from those stories that Trump (and Miller) don’t have access to it. But I guess it could make sense that Trump doesn’t care unless it becomes public, then it makes him look bad, but this explanation seems less likely that simply his not having access to it at this time.

You just got a brand-new Attorney General, you moron. Order him to arrest them!

Christ, what an America-hating fuckstick.

Actually, it’s a pleasant surprise that he hasn’t – and it’s one of the few lines he seems unwilling to cross.

One of the things I’ve learned during this horrible time is the post-Watergate norms with regard to Justice and the White House. Ostensibly, the AG reports to the President - but ever since Nixon it’s been understood that the president does not tell the AG who to prosecute. It’s just not done.

Trump rants and fumes and tweets and rages and bangs his tiny fists on the table, but he’s never actually ordered either of his AG’s to do anything. Let’s keep it that way.

Yet.

Yet

Not a chance.

Actually, I’m quite confident that Trump has tried to order them to arrest his enemies. But so far, they have simply ignored him.

So far.

Thanks to our President for a good laugh on a Monday morning:

Anybody care to answer that?

Oh, fix the plane! I wonder why Boeing’s engineers haven’t thought of that before?

Trump tweets altered video of Ilhan Omar belittling 9/11

Pelosi calls on Trump to take down tweet of 9/11 video attacking Rep. Ilhan Omar

I can’t find iDJiT’s response online but, of course, iDJiT said that won’t happen.

We can’t.

Nobody knows what the hell Trump knows.

Including Trump.

Genius! What would American businesses do without Trump’s insight? Stay solvent?

And, Mt. Vernon should rebrand itself, too, so we can remember whats-his-face.