Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Let me fix that for ya,

CMC fnord!

No, that’s not it.

Four hours ago Trump started a tweet lambasting the investigation that ended halfway through a sentence. He hasn’t finished the sentence yet.

Maybe that’s cosmic foreshadowing. After leaving office, he might be sent up the river, die in prison, and not finish his sentence.

Oh, yeah, I guess you are referring to the one below. Perhaps someone started playing with a laser pointer within Trump’s field of view.

Wait a minute, I bet I can autocomplete that last sentence. It was a, a:

WITCH HUNT!!!

Meanwhile, I look forward to AG Barr eventually indicting Meuller and his 13, or 17, or 18 Angry Democrats, on charges of Illegal Starting.

Oh, you’re just trying to cheer me up!

That may be a little to far but I’m expecting a new special counsel appointment to examine Her Emails in the coming weeks.

This latest set of excreta from Trump does seem more incoherent than usual. The report says no collusion, no obstruction, and totally vindicates him - but also is filled with derogatory statements about him which are fabricated and untrue. I think you should probably pick one of those two general themes and stick with it.

Everybody wins!

From - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Think maybe he died? [/hopeful, pleading voice]

‘They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist…’ - the last words of Union Army General John Sedgewick, May 9th, 1864
While ‘They couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance’ were his last words, reports that he didn’t finish the word ‘distance’ are apocryphal.

From what I heard, he finished the sentence then got shot a minute or so later but that doesn’t make nearly as good a story.

Donny Two-scoops having a stroke on the can mid-sentence ala Elvis Presley OTOH…

See the fine print, above. :wink:

He actually tweeted “bullshit”? Why, that’s unpresidented!

Good God, what an embarrassment Trump is.

By the way, didn’t the investigation start–and finish-- with Trump administration appointees? Only the best.people, hey?

Good God, what an embarrassment Trump is.

You know, I would have expected Falwell or Graham to say something about this. Or, for that matter, any one of a number of Godly Republicans.

BTW, I like ‘unpresidented’!!

Ha. Remember nearly a decade ago when Time magazine felt it behooved them to report on Obama’s using the word “ass” in public?

How quaint.

Remember a mere five years or so ago when Obama got scolded because not he himself but anonymous officials in his administration used some bad words?

Oddly enough, Boehner hasn’t had much to say lately on the importance of a president mustering professionalism and refusing to condone profanity and disrespect. :dubious:

He’s back up tweeting about how the NY Times and Washington Post are enemies of the people and unspecified people committed “Spying” and “Treason“.

Seems to connect with the theme of the Meuller Report that Trump tried really hard to obstruct justice but people ignored him. I think there’s unwarranted complacency about having a president constantly spewing crazy shit if it doesn’t translate into results immediately. It’s a danger just existing.

Twitter ought to put a filter on his account to replace such vulgarities with “[EXPLETIVE DELETED]”.

Including the word “Trump”.