Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

The one and only exception to Rule 34, though.

'I’m MAGAbating like a motherfucker!!"

It might be watchable if somehow combined with Japanese tentacle porn.

The Japanese tentacle monsters [del]politely decline[/del] flee in terror.

And Russian hookers, of course. Don’t forget the leaking Russian hookers.

He thinks the Moon is a part of Mars.

Oh my fucking god. I’m so embarrassed.

I can only assume that in his mind he was thinking that the moon is going to be a “part”… as in, “involved with” any missions to Mars.

Other than that, I got nothing

Don’t forget, he has The Best Brain, The Best Words. He meant he thinks the Moon is part of Mars.
They both start with “M”, right?

Maybe he meant a moon of Mars? He IS playing 12th level chess, you know,

Yes, that’s what he is trying to say. Getting to the moon is part of getting to Mars.

Damn funny though!

“M-O-O-N spells ‘fucking moron’.”, Tom Cullen, The Stand.

Considering how abysmally ignorant he is, how do you come to that conclusion?

He wants to send soldiers into space to defend against…what?

Somewhere today, Neil DeGrasse Tyson has just given up.

Daniel Dale on Twitter

So if I’m reading things right, what Trump was trying to say is that we shouldn’t go to the Moon, we should go to Mars, but first let’s go to the Moon. Or something.

People laughed at Caligula for wanting to make his horse a consul, but I think a horse would make for a better president right now. At least a horse wouldn’t say moronic things every day.

A Horse In A Hospital

That was fun!

Illegal aliens, duh!

I’m certainly not going to give him credit for knowing this, but NASA has a program called Moon to Mars.