I can’t wait for the fascist, loofa-faced, shit-gibbon President Anusface McPussyfart to trash his own SC nominee for criticizing his comments as disheartening and demoralizing.
Let’s see…it’s almost 11:30 eastern time. The retarded tweeting should happen in the next eight hours. At least alcoholics have an excuse.:rolleyes:
At Gorsuch’s hearing he needs to be asked how he feels about stealing a supreme court seat from Obama, Garland and the Democratic Party.
I hope Obamacare covers physical therapy for SHATSS*, which I’ve been suffering from increasingly of late. My neck is hurting!!
*Shaking Head At Trump Stupidity Syndrome
I just want it entered in to the public record that loofah-faced shit-gibbon is the best political burn in the history of our nation. I had never heard of State Senator Leach before, but he is now my hero.
I like it, too, and applaud the state senator, but my (deceased) primatologist stepfather would have winced at the implied slur against the gentle, long-limbed, rainforest-dwelling gibbons. 
Someone said DJT should be called the Blue Blood Prince. I object because there is an implied slur against all wonderful dogs named Prince. I prefer “so-called President.” Besides, the so-called President is not a blue blood. He wishes, but real class can’t be bought, and doesn’t have anything to do with money anyway.
I won’t swear too it, but I think he cribbed it. I seem to recall a torrent of imaginative invectives hurled at Trump by the locals when he visited Scotland right after Brexit (where he congratulated them even though Scotland voted overwhelmingly against it) – I’m pretty sure “loofah faced, shit-gibbon” was one of them.
Google-fu, don’t fail me now.
I couldn’t find “fascist, loofa-faced shit-gibbon”, but the following sobriquets were hurled at Trump by Scottish Twitterers:
“Custard-flavoured jobby”
“Leather-faced piss jar”
“Mangled apricot hellbeast”
“Bawbag-eyed fuck bumper”
“Glaikit heidbanger”
“Toupéd fucktrumpet”
“Knuckle-brained fart lozenge”
“Blinkered plum”
“Huffy wee fuckin bampot”
“Utter cockwomble”
“Degenerate corned beef face syrup wearing wankstain”
“Rug wearing thunder nugget”
“Fuckin walloper”
“Uncooked pastry”
“Hamster heedit bampot”
“Fuck-knuckle”
“Rotten orange fucknut”
“Onion-eyed flap dragon”
“Wee orange rodent”
“Mop-headed fud”
“Cock juggling thundercunt”
“Witless fucking cocksplat”
“Gerbil-headed, woodstained, haunted spunktrumpet”
“Shitstick fuckface”
Bless the Scots - my new adopted nation, using the Scottish grandmother rule.
The only thing I found was a reference to a “shit-flinging gibbon” being elected from a British site and a message board thread celebrating that “shit-gibbon,” a beloved Scottish insult, had shown up in America.
Priceless.
And not a moment too soon.
I’m not really up on Scottish argot; is it possible any of those are compliments?
Well, “custard flavored jobby” sounds like something you’d buy in a candy store…
The jury is out on “Glaikit heidbanger”.
A jobby is a turd.
e.g. There is a very large jobby in the toilet.
Or:
“There is a huuuge jobby in the White House”.
Trump said he will bring millions of jobbys to the States.
Trump is the jobby President.
The GOP says they’re the party of jobby creators.
And they are doing one heck of a jobby.
Daylin Leach is my state senator. I follow him on FB. His is very smart, very funny, very progressive, and he pulls no punches.
I’ve had the sense for a while that he’s aiming for something bigger than state government. I think this is a deliberate step in that direction. People are talking about him all over the net now including many who never heard of him before.