“KHAN!!!”
sigh, I still miss running home from first grade to watch the puppet show he did with Dolly Parton… Oh, c’mon, don’t you remember “Kubla Khan And Dolly”?
I hope you were shaking your fist at the ceiling when you screamed that. :dubious:
Every single time, natch. 
Per some of his other tweets, I think he thinks that because there’s a great economy and no collusion the SCotUS will step in on his behalf if he is impeached.
Yeah, the chances of a post-presidency Trump being indicted, tried, and convicted are actually excellent. Michael Cohen got that treatment for a crime in which Individual 1 was famously complicit, to name but one possible road to the orange jumpsuit.
Put aside all the rallies and fabulous dinners and Twitter followers and chance to push people around, and you’d be left with this motivating factor: Donald Trump knows that if he’s no longer President, he will almost certainly go to prison.
Therefore he is highly motivated to do anything—anything—to remain President For Life.
Yep. Just like his master (Пу́тин) and his lover (김정은).
And let’s not forget his rambling to the cameras about how it has to be high crimes AND misdemeanors. Since he’s only done one*, but not both, that makes him invincible or something.
*He thinks he’s done one, but he’s done both and it doesn’t matter because it’s not a set of actual laws to be broken, but a flourish of flowery speech
The orange buffoon rambles on…
LOL. All of HIS polls show him to be ahead in all 17 swing states.
Of course they do Donny. Remember these are the same people that hid a battleship for you because they thought it would offend your sensibilities.
The twitter onslaught continues:
Thousands of people? Well, not quite, according to the Naples Daily News:
It might yet get to ‘thousands’:
Nobody did such a thing! It was a destroyer.
Indeed, but I’m frustrated that after Googling and looking at several of the news stories about this tweet, not a single one mentions that he is totally full of shit in his “cannot be legally used” claim! That’s not good.
This is what Trump does/tweets when he thinks about London.
Fazlur Rahman KHAN!!!
Don’t blame me for this one. I stole it from the guide on an architecture tour I took on the Chicago River several years ago. He tried to do the Shatner voice and everything.
Seriously.
In Mar-a-Lago did Donald Trump
A stately pleasure dome absorb
Where Worth the lake-wed river ran
Through swamps measureless to man
Down to Intercoastal Sea
The stat thrown out by Colbert was that Trump’s approval rating in Orlando is only 29%.
My new fantasy: The Navy can build a CV fast enough to complete it before the end of Donny Two-scoop’s tenure and transfer the name John S. McCain to it.
Somebody could make book on how far the pieces of DT’s head would fly when it explodes.