Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Aye; that’s pretty sweet! Usin’ it!

‘The lady doth protest too much, methinks.’

I was watching Stephen Colbert’s monologue and apparently Trump tweeted after the Mueller hearings:

THE TRUTH IS A FORCE OF NATURE

Colbert commented: “So is global warming and you deny them both.”

Yeah, my grandma lived there and she and her friends were horribly and openly bigoted. I remember being shocked by the things they said—this was about 30 years ago, but still. And she was aghast when my sister and I said we were going to go to the public beach right by her condo. According to her it was just not done to go mix with the unwashed masses, despite it being so close. We needed to wait until she could take us several miles away to the ultra-exclusive Bath and Tennis Club, where waiters walked along the beach carrying fancy carved pineapples to hand out to members and their guests.

Oh, I believe he’s a stable genius. He’s a genius at spewing horseshit.

Not even that. He keeps repeating the same horseshit. Nothing like Putin’s post-truth Bullshit Firehose.

YEAH ! Why didn’t Mueller investigate HIMSELF ? There’s a hot take for you ! And what’s more, why didn’t he investigate himself investigating himself, cuz that’d be suspicious as hell ! And what’s more, why didn’t he investigate himself investigating himself investigI’ve gone cross-eyed.

Too much self investigation will do that to you, or so my mother used to tell me.

Donald shows how deeply affected he is by the latest mass shootings, in this tweet sent on his way to El Paso after visiting Dayton:

So here’s Trump’s takeaway from his condolences trips:

I’m surprised there was no quote from some manly man saying “Sir, the most important thing about today is that you know how much we love you.”

(adding) “It was worth those twenty-one deaths – mostly Messicans – so we’d get the optorunity… cokotunity… chance to tell you!”

Dolt45 tries to keep the focus on what’s really important:

Yup. Foreigners and Commies (or former Commies at least).

We need a wall before they come here raping, killing, “criming”, and takin’ er jerbs.

Who the fuck fires a dog???

A. Can’t say I’ve ever heard of Tim O’Brien, but Trump certainly seems to remember him.
B. Ah…his favorite simile: “like a dog”…whether it makes sense or not. (Do dogs get fired a lot?)
C. So he’s watching MSNBC now? Does Fox know about this?
D. Bad TV is the ultimate unpardonable sin in Trump’s universe.

His tweets seem to be getting more and more like a parody of his own Twitter style.

A dog groomer?

He’s trying to emulate his Communist friends but messed up the “running dog” part.

As he was leaving the El Paso hospital, Trump was asked what he had seen:

“The love, the respect for the office of the presidency. I wish you could have been in there to see it. I wish you could have been in there.”

I know it’s said a lot but there is something deeply, disturbingly wrong with this man.

Jesus fucking Christ.