Garfield I think suffered a whole lot more than Abe or JFK.
Gee, Donald. You’re such a martyr. Nobody has ever suffered as much as you. Jesus on the cross had a walk in the park compared to you. If only it was universally recognized that you are every bit as infallible and perfect in every way as what the Kim dynasty is in North Korea.
It’s true. Abe and JFK got to appear on Clone High. Garfield never made the cut.
Abe appeared on Star Trek and also had a most excellent adventure
It still doesn’t beat the time where he said “This is the worst witch hunt in the history of America!” The Salem colonists would beg to differ.
ALL-CAPS in original:
And also (same notation):
Ladies and Gentlemen, it looks like the shit has hit the pants…
A wonderful turn of phrase!
I’ve seen it suggested that Trump was trying out a potential title for his upcoming memoir.
Season 4 of THE GREATEST SCAM IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICAN POLITICS! is off to an excellent start, I have to say.
With all the other stuff that’s going on, Trump takes a few minutes out of his day to get enraged about this:
Liddle, or if you prefer, liddle’, isn’t a word, you fuckling dumbass. Neither is ‘discribing’.
The punctuation mark you appear to be ‘discribing’ is called an apostrophe, you fucking dumbass.
Other than perhaps being amused at the depths of your dumbassery (hey, I can make up words too), no one gives a rat’s ass, you fucking dumbass.
I don’t like this “greatest scam” thing. It lets 2016 Trump voters off the hook way too easily. Nobody has been “scammed” here. There’s no mystery, no surprise. Almost half of American voters (not people, voters) knew what they were getting, they got it, and most of them are still happy with their choice. They like this. No scam anywhere in sight.
Frank Abnagale he ain’t.
I didn’t think it was still in my power to say this about him, but… that cannot be a real quote, can it?
I’m pretty sure it’s real.
Yep, I just cut and pasted it off of the actual Twitter stream (or whatever it’s called).
I wouldn’t have believed it myself had I not done that.
Oh, it’s real.
He is doing a great job of proving he’s the stupidest fuck in the land. Yet another accomplishment to put on his application for the NoBell prize.
Dan Quayle couldn’t be president because he couldn’t spell “potato”.
Little-known fact: The magic mirror from the story of “Snow White” shattered when someone asked it to show “the dumbest one of all” just after Dolt45 stepped out of the shower and settled naked onto the throne for his morning constitutional tweeting session.
Obviously, it was suicide, something I’d consider if I saw Donny Two-scoops nude.
That, or I’d die laughing.
Would it help you laugh if you discovered that the drapes and carpet matched?