He brings a real dignity to the office.
You misspelled “Moot.”
I played along with the charade
til there seemed to be a reason to change
I said, “How about their legs, those we ought to shoot?
I wanna get the alligators & put them in the moot!”
I wish that I had Berlin’s Wall!
I wish that I had Berlin’s Wall!
Why can’t I build a wall like that?
223+306 = 529.
How do I contact Nate Silver so he can rename his website to keep Trump from looking foolish?
lolol…I didn’t even notice that error.
Soon he’ll be screaming stuff on live TV.
Anyone want to start an n-word betting pool?
I bet he calls someone a bitch before the n-word.
Kinda started one in my “Who will say the n-word first, Biden or Trump” thread, but go ahead and jump in on that. 
“Your honor, these Articles are BULLSHIT.”
CJOTUS Roberts: “Bullshit!?!? Why didn’t someone say so? bangs gavel Dis…missed!!”
But seriously, someone needs to explain to Trump that an impeachment vote is like the Electoral College, only in reverse- get the votes and you’re out!
Yeah, I said “explain to Trump.” But it is quite jolly in the fantasy world I inhabit 
Nil desperandum, Angela Merkel reportely only had to explain to him 11 times that he legally could not make a trade deal with Germany without involving the EU before he stopped asking for one.
(for reference, as a teacher I would have started violently trying to shake the stupid out of him by the 5th time, tops)
You’re screwed, Mike.Better start the job hunt now.
Like Prison Librarian, or something along those lines.
Trump used the word “bullshit” on Twitter today. But in the Oval Office rant to reporters, he got all namby-pamby about “jockstrap” calling it a “blank-strap”.
Some deep-seated issues there, no doubt.
My money is on an f-bomb. And not at a rally, but actually talking to the press, with cameras rolling.
Angela Merkel has the patience of a Zen priest, though…
I’m reminded of Stephen Colbert’s comparison of Trump repeatedly asking President Zelensky to concoct dirt on Joe Biden with a toddler repeatedly asking his mommy for a balloon.
And the Trumpers will swear on their buy-bulls that he never, ever said such a thing. You could play them the video of Trump dropping the f-bomb, and they literally would not be able to hear it. Their auditory neurons would not fire.
Of course not. Why should their auditory neurons be any different than the rest of their neurons.
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