Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

The lying shitbag doesn’t believe that for a second. Nor does he expect his “enemies” to believe it either. He’s gaslighting the MAGAminion.

Completely - https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1181232249821388801

Does he think he’s the Wizard of Oz or something?

He’s going to build casinos there? :confused:

I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done before!)
Whose economy has been destroyed & obliterated?

Ours. A work in progress.

“(I’ve done before!)”

Derrrrrp! (Words in sentence!)

Maybe he’s confused, and remembering a time when he destroyed a turkey footlong and later obliterated his toilet?

I notice that there was no mention of the Kurds.

OK, I read it, then I went to the Trump site and read it, and I still don’t believe it. NOBODY can be that stupid, can they? To tick off 100 million Turks, the Kurds, and ISIS in one (well, to be fair, two) tweets is beyond…but I speak of Trump, so I guess I should be used to it…but this…shakes head in wonderment that the writer has any power at all.

I think he’s still under the impression that no matter how badly he fucks something up, it’s no big deal in the end because that’s when you file for bankruptcy, and then you’re all good.

Maybe Rick Perry made him tweet this?

I’m going to paraphrase this.

:slight_smile:

… Yeah, those seven years of studying Latin come back and bite me in the ass sometimes.

  1. He makes a rash, impulsive and probably corrupt decision to kiss up to Turkey and shaft our Kurdish allies.

  2. It immediately blows up in his face. The reaction is fierce and bipartisan.

  3. He thinks “I can fix this!” and tweets “don’t mess up, Turkey, or I’ll be really mad!” Problem solved.

This turkey was killed by Donald Trump with the economy…

I’d just like to point out that technically Mr. Trump is correct when stating that his wisdom is unmatched.

It’s like something nobody has ever seen before, believe me.

Actually, he’s the Great and Powerful Odd.