What about all those cans of Coca-Cola I read about, that fell into Russian hands?
**Col. Bat Guano: **you know what’s gonna happen to you?
Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: What?
Col. Bat Guano: You’re gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.
Huh, if it were Pepsi, then at least it would be consistent.
A-plus.
Perfect. And sadly true.
… or at least not a no good stinking contemptible lying scumbag.
Well he IS their asset, their flunky after all.
Typical projection. He melts down, shits his diaper, and then says she did it.
Actually it’s more of a “no you !”, since he used the exact same words and accusations she did. BTW, NSA, if you’re reading this (and we know you are), helpful reminder that it’s about time to change the President’s diaper.
Individual 1:
“Susan Rice, who was a disaster to President Obama as National Security Advisor, is now telling us her opinion on what to do in Syria. Remember RED LINE IN THE SAND? That was Obama. Millions killed! No thanks Susan, you were a disaster.”
Millions?
Susan Rice, in response:
“Then why did you come up and hug me at 2015 WHCD when I’d never met you (which was totally gross) and whisper in my ear that I had been “very unfairly treated” over Benghazi and “was doing a great job for the country”?”
Thar was his evil(er) twin Skippy.
That was when he thought he had a chance of fucking her.
You know, I truly believe he is operating at that level. 
So much sore losing:
This bit reminded me of the language and phrasing used in North Korean state announcements.
I mean, it’s been blatant for years that Loser Donald sees women as sex toys first and people second. That’s why his favorite insult for women who stand up to him is “nasty”, because his idea of a woman’s worth to him is tied intrinsically to her attractiveness and willingness to do sex for him. It’s the root of the way he sexualizes his daughters - he has the best genes, so therefore they must be the sexiest women alive.
I doubt Ambassador Rice is … blonde, shall we say … enough for Herr Drumpf. Jus’ sayin’.
To date I have seen no evidence whatsoever that he sees anyone other than himself has people.
Donald Trump doesn’t know his Secretary of Defense’s name. (Bolding mine). Quoted because it will probably be deleted.
“Mark Esperanto, Secretary of Defense, “The ceasefire is holding up very nicely. There are some minor skirmishes that have ended quickly. New areas being resettled with the Kurds.” USA soldiers are not in combat or ceasefire zones. We have secured the Oil. Bringing soldiers home!”