Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

[running_coach]

@Fiveyearlurker

Maybe. But if my tweets were read by billions of people, I’d probably reread it once or twice before I sent it.

I’m surprised there’s isn’t someone checking his tweets in real time. Slate

In the tweet, Trump quoted “Mark Esperanto, Secretary of Defense, ‘The ceasefire is holding up very nicely. There are some minor skirmishes that have ended quickly. New areas being resettled with the Kurds’.” The name of the Defense secretary is Mark Esper. “USA soldiers are not in combat or ceasefire zones. We have secured the Oil. Bringing soldiers home!” Trump added. Around two hours later, that tweet had been deleted and the president posted another one with the correct spelling of Esper’s name.

[Monty]

@jasg

Also, someone tweeted it out again after translating it to Esperanto.

Tio estas imponega!

“That is awesome!” in Esperanto.

@Fiveyearlurker

Maybe. But if my tweets were read by billions of people, I’d probably reread it once or twice before I sent it.

Yeah, but you’re not the moron-in-chief operating on Moscow time although you’re in DC.

[dropzone]

With luck this could lure in somebody to debate the merits of Esperanto and to lament that it hasn’t taken over the world. Those guys are fun and the truest of true believers.

[OttoDaFe]

@Fiveyearlurker

Maybe. But if my tweets were read by billions of people, I’d probably reread it once or twice before I sent it.

You need to update your perceptions: if He tweets something, that’s the correct spelling, grammar &c. Or are you gonna believe the lies that your (so-called) teachers brainwashed into you?

Mark Esperanto may have thought his name was “Esper,” but that was obviously defective reality control. Now that his name has been corrected, that’s what it’s always been.

[smithsb]

I can see a devious staffer or others changing name tags at meetings or reservations to his “new” pet name.

[JohnT]

Pierre Delecto.

Really, that’s all that needs to be said. Except that he’s a billionaire Senator who feels empowered to criticize the Dotard only when he’s hiding behind his secret Twitter account.

This Sure Looks Like Mitt Romney’s Secret Twitter Account (Update: It Is)

[Swampwolf]

@JohnT

Pierre Delecto.

Mitt Romney Has a Secret Twitter Account, and It Sure Looks Like It's This One

“Delicious Peter?” That’s amazing!

[Tangent]

I wonder if Pierre Delecto hangs out with Carlos Danger.

[JohnT]

Pierre Delecto, Carlos Danger, and John Barron all walk into a bar…

[SteveG1]

@Walken_After_Midnight

Here are some of the people that live in the world as Trump knows it (that we know of):

“Mark Esperanto” (Mark Esper)
“Tim Apple” (Tim Cook, Apple)
“Mike Pounce” (Mike Pence)
“Steve McCarthy” (Kevin McCarthy)
“Mike Bolton” (John Bolton)
“Betanyahu” (Benjamin Netanyahu)
“Ron Ryan” (Paul Ryan)
“Marillyn Lockheed” (Marillyn Hewson, Lockheed Martin)
“Mike Messer” (Luke Messer)
“Mark Goepper” (Nick Goepper)
“Ken” (Chuck Canterbury)

What if he does in on purpose as a way to insult them and show some sort of “dominance”?

Maybe they all need to start referring to him as “Donald Chump”.

[SteveG1]

@JohnT

Pierre Delecto.

Really, that’s all that needs to be said. Except that he’s a billionaire Senator who feels empowered to criticize the Dotard only when he’s hiding behind his secret Twitter account.

Mitt Romney Has a Secret Twitter Account, and It Sure Looks Like It's This One

He’s more of a coward then I thought.

[Fiveyearlurker]

@OttoDaFe

You need to update your perceptions: if He tweets something, that’s the correct spelling, grammar &c. Or are you gonna believe the lies that your (so-called) teachers brainwashed into you?

Mark Esperanto may have thought his name was “Esper,” but that was obviously defective reality control. Now that his name has been corrected, that’s what it’s always been.

Well that’s what happened to Ronna Romney McDaniel.

[JKellyMap]

@Tangent

I wonder if Pierre Delecto hangs out with Carlos Danger.

I’m also reminded of “Apollo C. Vermouth” and “Paul Ramon,” two of the names Paul McCartney used to use to check into hotels and the like.

[carrps]

@Johnny_L.A

No puppet. No puppet. You’re the puppet!

No bedbugs! No, your hotel has bedbugs!

[Aspenglow]

@JohnT

Pierre Delecto.

Really, that’s all that needs to be said. Except that he’s a billionaire Senator who feels empowered to criticize the Dotard only when he’s hiding behind his secret Twitter account.

Mitt Romney Has a Secret Twitter Account, and It Sure Looks Like It's This One

It’s, uhhhh, going to be awhile before I stop giggling about this.

[Sherrerd]

@JKellyMap

I’m also reminded of “Apollo C. Vermouth” and “Paul Ramon,” two of the names Paul McCartney used to use to check into hotels and the like.

John’s fake name was better (Dr. Winston O’Boogie).

“Pierre Delecto” is just perverse. Was Romney really referring to a body part? Seems rather un-Mormon.

[Walken_After_Midnight]

Trump has retweeted a tweet from the following account:

**DJT Butt **
@DJTrumpsButt

I am @realDonaldTrump’s butt. Whatever he says, it’s really me that’s saying it. Follow me, or I will nuke you! #PutinPower #MAGA

[Monty]

@Sherrerd

“Pierre Delecto” is just perverse. Was Romney really referring to a body part? Seems rather un-Mormon.

I don’t know. My wife (native Korean speaker) learned to curse very well in English while serving her mission in Korea. The American sister missionaries taught her that.

[Fear_Itself]

@Sherrerd

“Pierre Delecto” is just perverse. Was Romney really referring to a body part? Seems rather un-Mormon.

In pari delicto is a legal term used to indicate that two persons or entities are equally at fault.

In pari delicto

[Kobal2]

This is going to make for very confusing headlines. “BREAKING NEWS : Mittens really sock !” What ?