“Why did I fire those big beautiful nyukes? Many people told me, ‘Sir, those nyukes, those missuls aren’t doing any good unless you use them’. Did you know!!! that Misyls are powerful? I didn’t. But they’re american, so I threw them at the enuhmee. The lying dems who hate americuh said I can not do that, it’s a war crime. I’ll tell you what a crime is. Crooked Hillary and her mails. Locker her up! Lok r up!!!”
There’s a problem: there is neither a minus sign nor a red font on the keyboard.
Jared doesn’t have to know how to read. His daddy gave Harvard $2.5 million to let him in.
If anyone can show some evidence that either Trump or Kushner wrote one of their own papers whilst visiting Penn or Harvard, I’ll buy you a beverage.
That’s a feature, not a bug.
What happens if Trump just wants a latte and pushes the wrong button?
He’s rapidly approaching the “run through the Rose Garden with his pants on his head howling at the moon” stage:
I would love it if they gave Obama the national spotlight at a congressional hearing. Do it @Sen.Graham.
Oh, Lordy. He knows he can’t launch an actual criminal investigation into this bogus nonsense, so he throws his buddy Lindsey under the bus by putting him on the hook for it.
If Trump goes down and takes Graham with him, so much the better.
ETA: I like how he says “no more talk!” when he’s the one doing all the talking himself. Do it Lindsey!
So he’s admitting on the record that Obama knew far more about what was happening in his administration than Trump knows about what’s happening in his own administration. (Yes, I know Obamagate is nothing but lies and the rotting fluff between Trump’s ears.)
Does he even recognize how much that reveals about his own incompetence?
I remember the last time (and maybe the only time) a bunch of Republicans asked Obama questions on camera. It didn’t go well.
Obama can’t have committed a crime. As Loser Donald has told us, when someone is president, their authority is total.
Dear Mr. Obama,
I’m willing to lend you my microphone… oh, hell, I’ll GIVE it to you.
Just tested it, makes a reverberating THUNK when you drop it.
Well, so long as they’re a member of the right party.
And race.
(my emphasis)
Ah, but you’re also forgetting that when Obama was president he had an Article 2, which let him do anything he wanted. 
No, O-bummer had the other Article 2 — the soopersekret one the Founders wrote with their fingers crossed behind their backs. In case one of “them” cheated his way into the Presidency.
Well, according to the founding fathers, Obama would only get three fifths of Article 2 … so, Article 1.2?
And he wasted it on saluting with coffee in his hand, and wearing a tan suit.
No imagination, that guy.
Kind of like what the Republican legislatures of North Carolina, and later Wisconsin, did to the ‘governor’s powers’ when Democrats won in their states. ‘Ha, ha, you don’t get the same powers the GOP Governor got, hahahahaha!’
Good one!
But of course Obama had one African parent and one European-heritage parent, so maybe it’s Article 0.6…
Completely oblivious to the fact that those were applications for absentee ballots!
Next step: shooting someone in broad daylight on Fifth Avenue. If he can find anyone out in the open.
The Atlantic article should more accurately be titled “Trump Brazenly Attempts to Sow Fear, Uncertainty and Doubt About the Validity of the Upcoming Election”. He can’t stop states from distributing absentee ballots, or going all-in on all-mail elections. Elections are under state control. It’s also very uncertain that he could shut off funding to the states.
So all he can do is prepare the groundwork for “Michigan election fraud!” in November. And that’s precisely what he’s doing.