A couple hours ago trump did one of his all-caps tweets: “THE REAWAKENING OF AMERICA!”. Far from his most egregious tweet even today, but it sure sent waves of excitement through his army of batshit crazy QAnon kooks, judging by the responses. What kind of reality are we living in right now-- did somebody time-travel back to the age of the dinosaurs and step on a butterfly or something?
It would stretch from Buffalo to Los Angeles and back.
<Guy in Christmas Story> The line ends here. It begins there. </GiCS>
It now looks like Trump did not make up this insane conspiracy theory on his own. (Q’elle surprise. Trump cannot even make up his own batshit crazy shit- he has to get it elsewhere)
Where did he get it you ask? Of course, from “One America” a far right wing propaganda network. Written by one Kristian Brunovich Rouz, who has worked in the past for Sputnik, a Russian government-controlled news wire service.
Russia is basically controlling the empty skin-bag in the Whitehouse. Openly.
Wait. It’s the butterflies that are bad? I thought it was the moths! Dammit! Sorry people! My bad!
Butterflies lives matter!
Otherwise known as [del]OAN[/del] ONAN, the Wanker Network.
Weird, I just made the same joke today on FB. Cuz they’re a bunch of jerkoffs 
High Five! 
This has been burbling around in my brain-pan and finally broke the surface. With apologies to Dale Wasserman:He tweets, and tweets, and tweets; and finally, from so much tweeting, his brains dry up. He lays down the melancholy burden of sanity and conceives the strangest project ever imagined: to become a night-error, and sally forth into the world in search of adventures; to mount a crusade; to stamp down on the weak and those in need. No longer will he be plain Donald Trump, but a balls-less night known as Don Morone de La MAGA.Of course, this assumes facts not in evidence (to wit, that the subject possesses brains and/or sanity). But it makes sense to me, which may say any number of things about my own sanity.
Reminder: Sanitize hands pre and post. Wear your mask.
Didn’t need protection; pulled out at the last second.
We both wore gloves and then immediately removed them, poured disinfectant on them, and buried them. And sprinkled them with lime. And covered the area in paving stones. All while standing 12 feet apart. (Can’t be too careful.) 
I’ve been calling it that on FB (especially on the FB page off my idiot congressman, who quotes from it regularly) since it was new, but no one ever seems to notice. Must be too subtle for those trump Christians.
What, you don’t think they’ve READ the Bible, do you?
Well, someone read them Leviticus 18:22, but not 19:19. Or John 8:7.
Napoleon Boneyspurs “stoops” to… well, about the same low he usually stoops to:
And HerHonor responds:
Wow, a trio of tweets truly epic in their projection and denialism:
“Our great National Guard Troops who took care of the area around the White House could hardly believe how easy it was. “A walk in the park”, one said. The protesters, agitators, anarchists (ANTIFA), and others, were handled VERY easily by the Guard, D.C. Police, & S.S. GREAT JOB!”
It was a “walk in the park” for the National Guard to overrun peaceful protesters? Really? And “S.S.” as an abbreviation for Secret Service? I don’t think that’s a dog whistle, I think he is just that fucking stupid.
“Sleepy Joe Biden refuses to leave his basement “sanctuary” and tell his Radical Left BOSSES that they are heading in the wrong direction…”
This from the great leader who LITERALLY hid in a bunker while Biden was out meeting with protesters?
*“THOSE THAT DENY THEIR HISTORY ARE DOOMED TO REPEAT IT!”
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As if trump knows the first thing about history. He thinks Confederate generals were “winners”.
Is it me, or is Joe Biden being “sleepy” the most relatable thing about him? Every adult I know is exhausted most of the time.