Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

SPOOOOOOOON! (and an additional complete phrase)

Trump’s Twitter gets flagged again:

Twitter responded, “Some or all of the content shared in this Tweet is disputed and might be misleading about how to participate in an election or another civic process.”

I’m sure that went over like a fart in a diving helmet.

trump left his caps lock on again

ALL THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA WANTS TO TALK ABOUT IS COVID, COVID, COVID. ON NOVEMBER 4th, YOU WON’T BE HEARING SO MUCH ABOUT IT ANYMORE. WE ARE ROUNDING THE TURN!!!

ON NOVEMBER 4TH, WE WON’T BE HEARING SO MUCH ABOUT YOU ANYMORE.

7 DAYS!!!

…UNTIL YOU’RE VOTED OUT ON YOUR ASS!!!

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

…VOTE OUT LOSER DONALD!

We’ll still be hearing from him. I doubt very seriously that Twitter will ban him.

That’s ok, it’s easier to ignore his twitter feed than the news.

Sample from another blast of explosive Twitterrhea:

He’s conceding the election already, by using “will” instead of “would”.

Well, he did cancel his reelection party about 8 hours ago.

I think one of his kids claimed they’re moving it to the WH. So when the loss becomes obvious Trump can just slink away to bed and hide under the covers.

I find this more telling than anything else about what the insider polls indicate.

In the end, Trump is a coward. Always was, always will be. When he loses decisively, he’ll do his best to just slink away.

The party at the hotel was supposedly sold out. Are they going to be transported the five blocks (and stranded there)?

No, only their money will be transported to the White House. And, in a show of compassion, the money will not be left stranded there; it will be transferred to a safe off-shore location.

I have always noticed that on a loosing night of poker, the drive home is a lot longer.

Of course, holding a campaign event at the White House violates all sorts of laws, which would be totally on-brand for Trump.

Is a wake a campaign event, though?

The Stochastic-Terrorist-In-Chief issues a call for violence:

He’s not issuing a call for violence. He’s just asking that someone rid him of these turbulent cheaters.

Donnie Dipshit has 4 tweets from the last 24 hours that are labeled as disputed or misleading. Apparently, if he has ever had a lead in a state ballot count, they have to stop counting ballots. If the first ballot has a checkmark next to his name, he’s won the state.

Does he think this is grade school game of kickball? “I claim Jimmy”.

“We have claimed, for Electoral Vote purposes, the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania (which won’t allow legal observers) the State of Georgia, and the State of North Carolina, each one of which has a BIG Trump lead. Additionally, we hereby claim the State of Michigan if, in fact, there was a large number of secretly dumped ballots as has been widely reported!”

I’ve heard this a few times, but haven’t been able to find the tweet/quote. Do you have it handy?