Biden should reply with just five words:
Get out of my house.
No, you don’t understand - in Trump Land only Democrats have to justify themselves or prove their legitimacy, Republicans are accepted as true and accurate no matter what facts contradict them.
I would prefer that he meet him on Air Force One…
Maybe things work out and Trump does the Goldfinger Suckout. Pork toothpaste, falling from the sky.
That’s what I was implying…
“He is of the McDonald’s Pink Slime, and he shall turn to McDonald’s Pink Slime again” Amen
Trump took to retweeting election bullshit quite a bit in the last 24 hours and he seemed to favor tweets by the esteemed “Catturd”. Yep, POTUS is retweeting someone with the handle of Catturd. When your reelection fraud claims come from someone named Catturd, it’s time to shut the fuck up. Or, is this his new plan to make Ghouliani and batshit crazy Kraken lady seem respectable?
Catturd versus batshit! “If both survive the lirpa…”
One Hundred Quatloos on the newcomer!
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What’s more embarrassing-- retweeting a guy with the handle ‘Catturd’, or retweeting several Randy Quaid tweets, a guy who has cat turds for brains?
Who should be more embarrassed- Trump for retweeting Catturd’s droppings, or Catturd for retweeting Trump’s?
Clearly neither one is capable of embarrassment. The real question is how embarrassing it is for America.
Anyone ever imagine the point where we are trying to determine which conspiracy theorist being pushed by the president of the fucking US was worse?
I have to wonder if he’s twigged to the fact that Catturd = Cat turd. I would not be surprised if he was pronouncing it differently in his head.
Yo, Semite: When has he ever mispronounced something?
I was going to make a joke on that too-- maybe he thought “Catturd” was a Jewish surname. Yo, Semite!
A Washington Post survey finds that 27 out of 249 Republicans in Congress acknowledge the fact that Joe Biden is the President-Elect of the United States. Naturally, the Tangerine Toddler had an immediate (before the full results were in, so only 25 had yet been counted) trumper tantrum:
Might be nice to these 27 Republicans (Romney? Collins?) stand up in a Sparticus-like moment and say “Donald, you lost.” “Donald, you lost.” “Donald, you lost.”
NEW YORK – President Donald Trump tweeted that his personal lawyer and former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani has COVID-19.
“.@RudyGiuliani, by far the greatest mayor in the history of NYC, and who has been working tirelessly exposing the most corrupt election (by far!) in the history of the USA, has tested positive for the China Virus. Get better soon Rudy, we will carry on!!!” the president tweeted Sunday, repeating baseless claims of election fraud.