As of 1 AM Eastern time Wednesday morning, this tweet had been up for over an hour:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/869766994899468288
If you can’t see Twitter, it says “Despite the constant negative press covfefe”. Yes, covfefe.
This reply :):
[QUOTE=BenDavid Grabinski]
13 minutes* and the tweet is still up. Are you barricaded in your room with several bags of McDonalds and self-loathing?
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- An hour now.
Maybe he croaked while trying to tweet.
#Covfefe is the number one hashtag trending right now.
The Merriam Webster dictionary (which gets pretty snarky) just tweeted the following:
Wakes up.
Checks Twitter.
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Uh…
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Regrets checking Twitter.
Goes back to bed.
Here’s my favorite so far!
I love that Andy Juett is selling Tshirts with “#covfefe” on them.
A stain on my notebook is all that is left of those memories of late nights and covfefe in bed.
That would be swell, but it’s more likely an intern football tackled him midtweet.
Sometimes you should really make a point of trying to covfefe whether you want to or not.
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So you’re saying the Russian thing is located in the Castle of Aaaaaaargh?
x.com is better.
Loser Donald has now deleted the “covfefe” tweet.
I can only assume the power of the Orb is wreaking more havoc on his fragile sanity than we could have imagined.
Oh, Sweet Jesus, he’s just tweeted out a followup.
[QUOTE=Loser Donald]
Who can figure out the true meaning of “covfefe” ??? Enjoy!
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Are we actually, legitimately, watching the president of the United States lose his mind in real time?
It certainly seems like it.
Maybe he meant “The Camaaaaarrrgue.”
I’m across you guys from them and I’d be perfectly happy if they spent a lot on their military marching bands.
Trump basically just pulled a Pee Wee Herman: “I meant to do that!”
The real question is how to pronounce it. I’m partial to co[sub]v[/sub]-fayf, with a very slight v.
Now, now, just relax, Donald. You knew the covfef won’t last forever.
[QUOTE=Loser Donald]
Who can figure out the true meaning of “covfefe” ??? Enjoy!
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all your Castle of Aaaaaaargh are belong to covfefe