Oh, my. My-my-my. The things that happen in small towns.
Naked things.
Springtime is Silly Season, in the South.
some people get a rise about flag waving.
Dare I ask what he used for a flagpole? 
Quite a story. I expected to see charges for intoxication. I guess this guy doesn’t need booze to shed his clothes.
I quote: Police asked Burks where the flags and the flag pole came from and he said, “A house down the street.”
So it seems he stole the flags and poles from a Marine no longer on active duty. He better hope for a long sentence otherwise that jarhead may wring his scrawny bearded neck! If you are going to steal flags, pick some Air Force dude - not one of the few and the proud. :smack:
I love the phrase “butt-naked.” It’s funnier than “buck-naked.” Are the hyphens necessary?
Cruel and unusual punishment.
That’s “butt-nekkid”.
Please get your vulgarisms correct; this is the SDMB, after all.
But it’s very hard to steal a USMC flag from a USAF retiree. The story wouldn’t make nearly as much sense if the guy was waving a USAF flag.
Was his ‘Little Burks’ standing at attention?
Let’s run it up the flagpole and see who salutes.
He goes on trial in July.
Just in time…