Buy your own penguin

The thing I like best about penguins is the dipping sauce.

Ranch smothered penguins…mmmmmmmmmmm…

Lack of feathers proves nothing! Maybe you molted.

(chanting “Chtulu’s a penguin, Chthulu’s a penguin” in sing-songy voice while pointing)

I thought the thread title was Build your own penguin. Oh well, nevermind, I guess.

I will only buy a penguin if I can get one like Pen Pen.

Beelzebubba: I did as well.

Oh, BTW: The penguin’s out. The lion is in the contract.