Please someone tell me this is a joke.
I especially like the questions and answers: How do I return a defective penguin? Apparently you don’t, but it comes with a 30 day guarantee. :eek:
This looks like it must be a joke. Anyone in Eau Claire want to call the phone number and check it out?
“Rid house of pesky krill.”
You know, I’ve been trying to figure out the best way to do that.
Funny stuff.
Already got one.
Thanks
I’ll take one of the life size penguin robots (Toy section).
Who needs a monkey butler?
If I put it on my television, will it explode?
If you don’t have a problem with krill infestation you can order Bag O Krill for $14.55.
“Be sure your penguin grows healthy, wealthy, and wise with Bag O Krill.”
:dubious:
Try this one. (Scroll down to the bottom.)
Ooh! I want a penguin! A giant electric penguin 20 feet tall! With stinging tentacles!
Johnny, what have we told you about eating the green food at the back of the fridge?
We could just send DreadCthulhu for a visit! 
I would name my penguin Danny DeVito.
I would krill to own one.
Bwahahahaha. Thank you for my laugh of the day.
FaerieBeth
First of all, I am more than 20 ft tall. Secondly, while I have wings, my lack of feathers indicates that I am not a penguin.
But, what do you taste like?
Well, someone must have bought a penguin. And that penguin must have signed up with the Mafia. Meet our newest member (and don’t piss him off or he’ll whack you):
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=34777
Yes, yes indeed it would. For now it’s time for the penguin on top of your telly to blow up.
Thank you, Michael, I really needed to say that.
And that was my loooong time coming 100th post! (if you check my registration date, you’ll see what I mean) How perfect could that be. Now I thank you twice as much Michael Ellis, sir.