I am not a number! I am a Free-Range Penguin!
Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!
Amazing! I sent this on to my SO, he’ll love it.
If there were four of then, I’d be especially worried.
Can’t imagine much of anything can survive in Tokyo Bay for very long. I predict a sad ending.
Or maybe the pollution will just mutate it into an 80 ft tall city destroying monster-penguin.
Kinda like in The Host
I found a documentary about that here.
Have they checked the cave he escaped from? In my experience he always leaves a clue to his intentions.
Coffee spit! Well played that man.
Has anyone checked Hoboken?
It can’t be that hard to find. Just look for a warehouse painted in pastel colors with a bird related pun for a name and a buch of guys running around in turtlenecks with “Henchman” written on the front.
I’m DYIN’!!!
That is also tilted.
My Dad used to work at a fairly large zoo in England and one of his favourite stories, from probably nearly 30 years ago now was that a kid on a family trip managed to somehow steal a penguin, and get it out under his coat. He then kept it in his wardrobe for nearly 2 weeks, wothout anyone noticing, feeding it mainly on maltesers, before it started getting too much for him, and he asked his mother what he should be feeding it, and she freaked out and called the zoo to take it back.
No-one had even realised it had gone…
As a penguin, he just wanted to see the unveiling of “Le Magnifique”, of course. Duh.
That’s “Henchperson”.
That’s too bizarre for even a science fiction movie.
This weeks theme ingredient on Iron Chef is…
With green electric tentacles.
And the blood can go spurting “pssshhhhhhh” in slow motion.