By counting a tree's rings, you can see how many other trees it's slept with

and twenty other nature facts.

I know how I’ll be spending a few minutes! Excellent find.

Those all came originally from fakescience.org, which is a mildly amusing place to waste a bit of time.

Dolphins are just gay sharks.

If all the virgins in the world were laid end to end…

There wouldn’t be any, any more.