We’ll be here waiting for you.
In a good way, not a creepy, sinister, stalker-esque kind of way.
Best of luck with the twins. I guess you have an inkling of what that is going to entail…
Come back later and tell us how you did it. “Straight Dope, I wish I knew how to quit you…”
Bye.
Good luck. It sounds like a good leaving, not a bad one.
If you feel like coming back someday, you may feel somewhat embarrassed to do so, after having started a “goodbye thread.” Don’t worry about it; I started a “goodbye thread” in 2004, was gone for six months, then came back when life had calmed down a bit. I was worried that there would be snarky I-thought-you-left comments, but only one person even seemed to have noticed I’d been gone, and that person gave me a big “welcome back” post.
Good crowd around here.