For Christmas, I got a Cabela’s hand-cranked meat grinder, but didn’t get around to taking it out of the box until today. I had high hopes for this meat grinder, as I had often seen it in the Cabela’s catalog and thought it looked great.
Here is what it is supposed to look like, according to Cabela’s.
When I opened the box, the first thing I noticed was that the manual, warranty card and other information were crushed, folded and torn. Here is a picture I took of them. Does Cabela’s really care so little about their products that they would send me important information in such a sorry state?
The small plastic bag containing the sausage stuffer attachment and other accessories was also in awful condition, with rips and tears all over the place. This is what it looked like, exactly as it was when I took it from the box - the plastic attachment is actually protruding from a hole in the ripped-up bag.
But whatever, I thought - that’s an entirely secondary concern. I took out the meat grinder. Heavy, cast-iron, seems solidly built, I thought. I took the crank and began to attach it to the grinder.
I couldn’t do it. It actually wouldn’t fit at all. The nut on the end of the grinder’s auger shaft did not remotely fit through the socket at the end of the crank. See for yourself. There was NO WAY to get the thing through - no way at all. It was simply too large and misshapen to fit. I can only assume they sent me a crank intended for a different device.
The “icing” on the shit cake, though, was this - and I still absolutely cannot believe how egregious it is. The handle on the crank is made of the absolute shittiest, dirtiest, most wretched-looking, totally fucked-up piece of wood I have ever seen - ever seen attached to a tool. Even at an antique shop. Even at a low-class garage sale. Even in a rusty pile of junked tools in the back of a fucking abandoned truck. And this is on a NEW-IN-THE-BOX PRODUCT!
Feast your eyes on this.
Feel free to full-size the image so you can really catch every nuance. Though you can’t tell by looking at it, the wood is totally cheap, flimsy and lightweight - it’s seriously just a step above balsa wood. As you can see, there’s a lengthy crack in the wood. There are dents and dings all over it, as if it was tied to the back of a car and dragged for a couple of miles over a gravel road. And it’s fucking dirty! Amazingly, it actually looks better in that photo than it does in person.
What the fuck, Cabela’s?