10 years ago, Pat Robertson blamed Katrina on the country’s abortion rights. Does allowing abortion mean no rain or too much rain?
No, dude, get it right: it’s nakedness that causes earthquakes. Or perhaps selfies? Nah, then the Med would be jimmying like Josephine Baker. Could be imbecility…
Make it an enclave. It’s surrounded by Cali-A but belongs to Cali-B. That way, both can do their best to forget it ever existed (a common complaint of many enclaves).
California, renowned for it’s nuts. I was like Amateur Barbarian and my first thought was which side’s loonies had the “reason” for drought.
Idiots like her wrote the Bible. It’s full of nutjob stories exactly like this. I’m just saying.
Except for the transgender babies. Those are specially brought up and trained to trick good Christian boys into getting blowjobs from “stealth decepticon men,” thus turning them gay.
When I was growing up, Merced, California had a big billboard stating “Gateway to Yosemite!”
My dad thought it was funny the town would take so much pride about being the place where you turn on the way to someplace interesting.
Bakersfield, District of California. Works for me.
Crazy person says something crazy. Film at 11:00.
You guys should meet my mother. This sort of thing is dinnertime conversation for her.
This is the Pit, you’re allowed to say infuckable.
“Your mother’s alive?”
“No, but you should meet her.”
From XKCD
The same goes for congress critters that can vote on prevention or mitigation solutions when they believe that nothing can be done except to do something that supposedly will pacify the volcano god.
There’s an upside! Now, California raisins can be harvested right off the vine, pre-dried and ready to ship!
They’ve been doing that in Fresno for decades!
I’ve always thought the world had too few blowjobs.
Polyester attracts hurricanes !!!
And… ?
I wonder what the real agenda is here? Which of the following represents Grove’s real beliefs?
“Blaming abortions for drought means we can enact anti-abortion laws.”
“Blaming abortions for drought means we don’t have to enact environmental laws.”
“My constituents are stupid so I have to say stupid things to get re-elected by them.”
“This works for all of the above. Best press conference ever.”
“Abortions really do cause droughts. Why is everyone laughing at me?”
And then they go out drinking. C’mon it’s right there in the OP’s link.
I agree that crazy people with power are a big problem, but “Bakersfield Assemblywoman” just doesn’t strike fear into my heart, you know?
I live in California. This level of num nuttiness is pretty much standard protocol for our elected officials.
Where do you think all those folks in the Central Valley came from? Hint: The Dust Bowl was not a football championship!