I am astounded that there is no “It’s the Aliens’ fault!” on the list.
Others who might be to blame:
Michael J Fox, for that phony disease thing
Michael Moore
the Archangel Michael
the Blair Witches
Jesus
Margaret Cho, I think she’s his sister
the last girl who wouldn’t fuck him
the last girl who did fuck him (also his sister Margaret)
his GPA
his therapist
his hair stylist
and many, many more.
I should have included a link. This should work for now. I don’t know if the URL will change later.
Hung , I read that same column tonight in our Clarion Ledger. And, I stopped at that same phrase. I had to read it three times to make sure that I had read it right. I considered pitting it; I’m so happy to see I wasn’t the only one who read it and said WTF?
Legal abortions = street thug shootings ???
Guess he wasn’t around in Al Capone’s day. :rolleyes:
I’ve seen the movie Oldboy blamed because Cho struck a pose from it in his vid.
From Tom Tomorrow’s blog :
In his column of April 15, 2003, Cal Thomas wrote:
When the Berlin Wall fell and Eastern Europe escaped from the shackles of communism, I wrote that we must not forget the enablers, apologists and other “fellow travelers” who helped sustain communism’s grip on a sizable portion of humanity for much of the 20th century. I suggested that a “cultural war crimes tribunal” be convened, at which people from academia, the media, government and the clergy who were wrong in their assessment of communism would be forced to confront their mistakes. While not wishing to deprive anyone of his or her right to be wrong, it wouldn’t hurt for these people to be held accountable.
That advice was not taken - but today we are presented with another opportunity in the form of scores of false media prophets who predicted disaster should the U.S. military confront and seek to oust the murderous regime of Saddam Hussein. The purpose of a cultural war crimes tribunal would be to remind the public of journalism’s many mistakes, as well as the errors of certain politicians and retired generals, and allow it to properly judge their words the next time they feel the urge to prophesy…
All of the printed and voiced prophecies should be saved in an archive. When these false prophets again appear, they can be reminded of the error of their previous ways and at least be offered an opportunity to recant and repent.
On that last paragraph, at least, Cal and I are in agreement.
Quite a guy, that Cal Thomas.
Click on the link up top, if only for the special bonus Tom Tomorrow cartoon.
The only problem with that cartoon was that Cal himself wasn’t included.
Well, as Mr. Tomorrow pointed out in his remarks, that was due to space considerations.
