Cheer up! 
Hmmm, our amphibious friend hasn’t hopped on by yet, maybe he got squished crossing the road between GQ and MPSIMS.
“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
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Cant said:
I always mentally broke your name up like this:
CAN THE ARYA
You know, like an eccentrically spelled admonition to stop singing opera.
Live a Lush Life
Da Chef
I am the God of Lava Lamps.
– Sylence
I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one.
I am not the God of delightfully sweet, canned, cling peaches. He is out sick. I’m just filling in.
Let’s get that straight, people.
“Show me a sane man, and I will cure him for you.”----Jung
Uh, we do have a spot left for a minor deity in charge of something like, oh say, polymorphic perversity? I could probably handle that one.
Hey, it’s Bosda in charge of cling peaches.
Veb
Hey! Kat and I did all that paperwork and paid our fees to the proper authorities --the cowgod promised to pass the payments on.
But now it appears that the rest of y’all are becoming deities by mere acclamation. Something’s definitely fishy here.
Catrandom
Your legitimate Elephant Goddess since 10/25/99 (or 25/10/99, if you’re so inclined)
Um… I am the God of Bee’s… no… LINES!!! yeah… I am the God of Twelve Lines… (thinking hard)… OK! Similar to Twelve Steps only funnier… you get to cross these lines of purity… not walk up steps to forgivness and redemption… oh wait… that doesnt seem God-like at all… shit… maybe im just the God of run-on sentences…
I just decided… from now on you can call me… IamTheDuckGodQuack!!!
Ooh! Ooh! Can I be a goddess too? I want to be the goddess of those notepaper cubes. I love those things.
B_Line12 flips Christi from top to bottom haha.
Catrandom, I think you and I should talk to pluto about borrowing some of his excess lawyers and bring suit against some of these unsanctioned dieties.
Your Official Cat Goddess since 10/20/99.
“We are here! You are saved!” --R. & F.
Well, Kat, we’ve certainly got to sue somebody. These bogus gods and goddesses are devaluing our legitimate deity status.
Hey, pluto, send up a lawyer or six; it’s class action time!
Catrandom
Your legitimate Elephant Goddess since 10/25/99 (The original bears this signature)
Maybe I asked the wrong question for DGOF, maybe it was just to ribbeting. He’s trying to avoid me, I just know it.
Your Official Cow God since 4/15/99
“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
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I am only a mere mortal, but I give daily popsicle offerings to the Gods of the CrackwhorePimps
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Troy da Cheffy said:
Yeah, I get it.
BMU always says “Can the area”
I’m rolling on the floor over here.
It’s actually pronounced “Can’t hear ya” as in “What?”
Sheesh, people. Get it right. ::sigh::
Sincerely,
Canthearya, Mearless
Well if I’m not the Frog God then tell me this: who is?
Can I be the God of something? What, exactly, are the requirements? Do I need to be nominated, or are barely disguised bribes to the dieties acceptable?
I am the one TRUE Lesser-God.
I’m thinking about trading all you discount-Gods to a Lesser-Satan, for half a pack of Milk Dudz. Then you’ll get roasted over a single charcoal briquette 'till your spit dries up. Ha!
…also, since there’s some confusion about typing the word G-d, I prefer that you call me Chuck.
Chuck. OK, you got it. I’m glad we have something to call you now; N oR jVIaL is certainly unpronounceable.
Easy one-step assembly instructions.
Pour Beer A in Uncle B.