Calling all Frog Gods

Just curious, “David, God of Frogs”, but who appointed you God of Frogs?

Kat had to go through a panel of elders (and me) to be appointed cat goddess. Catrandom went thought the same stuff to become an Elephant diety.

Or are you another one of those, cutesy “I think I’ll call myself a god to make people laugh” people? I mean, its worked for me several times… the puns never end. (Happy Moo Year, Have an udderly fabulous break… blah blah moo this, moo that)

I don’t mind having an extra diety around, the more the merrier, I just thought an explanation would be great. I mean, who would want to be god of frogs? They get chopped up in labs by sophmoric high schoolers, get eaten by just about everything and have been known to be found in very interesting mutations.

(PS this is just a reality check to make sure you know I was here first and made the entire animal god thing funny)


“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
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I don’t mean to brag, but I am in fact the God of Rotational Forces.

To the Max, even.

And I am the god of Non-Standard Phonemes.

A rough job, sure, but someone has to do it.


…but when you get blue, and you’ve lost all your dreams, there’s nothing like a campfire and a can of beans!

I am the Goddess of Wisdom. Where better to reign than the SDMB?

Can you do something about the trolls? You’ve certainly got your work cut out, Athena. :wink:


Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle.

Can I be the Goddess of staying up too damn late? I swear…one day I’ll realize I need more than 4 hours of sleep a night.


“But I can cry until I laugh or laugh until I cry.
So cut the deck right in half, I’ll play from either side…”

  • Mary Chapin Carpenter

With all these blasphemous comments you will all soon come to the realm where I reign supreme.

p.s. Satan and I are working out the details on a division of labor. The trouble is we’ve got so many lawyers down here we can’t get it finished!

I thought of a clever new sig line last night, but I forgot it when I woke up this morning.

I am that I am.

I’ll need some thigh-bones of oxen, and a few sacrificed doves would help, too. Oh yeah - repair the Parthenon. That’s been bugging me for years.

I am the avatar of the Great God Klestrol. Bow before my greasy majesty!


Live a Lush Life
Da Chef

And I am the god of those things with a sort of raffiawork base, that has an attachment.

You wanna know where they lieth? Start praying, buddy.

I am the God of Volkswagons, specifically those made in the late 1980’s and early 1990’s. Don’t come to me with your damn Beetles. That’s somebody else.


JMCJ

“John C., it looks like you have blended in very nicely.”
-UncleBeer

I am the Goddess of Bunnies! I’ll go ahead and throw in hares, rabbits, and other small furry rodents. Heck, I’ll even take Wabbits!

Bow before my pink twitchy nose!

I know I’m not fooling you; no one is afraid of a bunny.

No one except Jimmy Carter.


Easy one-step assembly instructions.
Pour Beer A in Uncle B.

And oddly enough, The Great Cecil has actually written an article on that little incident.
http://www.straightdope.com/columns/951110.html


Easy one-step assembly instructions.
Pour Beer A in Uncle B.

not that I actually expect anyone to get the reference, but. . .

call me Daniel, God of Riverworld


“I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.”
–Wayne Knight

I hereby nominate UncleBeer as God of the Search Function.

It seems he’s the only being, earthly or otherwise, who can get the blasted thing to work.

Do I hear any seconds?

Umm, sorry Can’t. I found that by typing " ‘jimmy carter’ + rabbits" into www.dogpile.com

Unkie

No. 1: Where do you see an apostrophe in my name?

No. 2: Is that the way you do all of your searches of the SDMB?
<FONT SIZE=1>Sorry. kinda pissy today.</FONT>

Daniel,
Is this reference to the Philip Jose Farmer series? Haven’t read it in years but loved it! It got me to read an excellent biography on Sir Richard Francis Burton and his wife Isabel. Excellent!