So, who would you be?
Ura & I were chatting about mythology & said:
We’re not going for names, just characteristics, types - invent your own god(dess). So who would you be?
Silver Fire: Goddess of all things hot, fiery, and of the silver colored variety? Ummm…I’m not very imaginative. Help me out here, someone! 
Giraffe: god of all things tall, gangly and leggy.
Totem animals: giraffes, great danes, and Heather Graham.
Ok, Giraffe gets all supermodels too - better sign up quickly before all the good things are taken. I get computers - after all, where would chaos be without computers?
Athena: (waaaaay back when) Goddess of Wisdom
Athena: (the new improved modern version) Goddess of Fighting Ignorance
hey, Athena was a warlike chick even then (not sure the Greeks would have dared call her a chick though!). Fight away…
Hmmm…what about me? Goddess of smiley faces? Goddess of sugar? Goddess of all things hyper-ish?
I can’t think of any good ones. Someone come up with one for me.
Akatsukami: Japanese word meaning “incarnate deity”, formerly used as a title by the tenno.
How about hypergirl, Goddess of Ritalin™? 
I get all the supermodels? Cool! Although the title “god of supermodels” makes me sound like Ru Paul…
Barnaby, the Pagan god of misplaced decimal points.
silent_rob: God of magic, filmmaking, poor film students, and guys named Rob.
Totem animals: White Rabbits, Penguins, Polar Bears, Animal Crackers.
Thor - 'cause he had the coolest comic book.
If I could be a God I would be any of these folks:
Dopus: God of the SDMB!!!
Somnium: God of the unperceived reality and governing deity inside the confines of The Matrix.
Fartus: God of gaseous emanations.
Quantum: God of subatomic particles.
Orgasmus: God of…well I think you don’t need an explanation for that.
I was going to suggest hypergirl: Goddess of Caffeine, Slayer of the Demon Ritalin.
Me, I’m stuck with the God of Satanic Condiments…totem animals: bankrupt TV psychics. D’oh!
sandyr: Goddess of useless, uninformative, mediocre posts
Mirth- goddess of laughter (of course); also goddess of buxom brunettes.
Monchichi: goddesss of all things cute and cuddly!!
Totem animals: monkey type creatures that suck their thumbs 
and kittens.
Kat: Cat Goddess, of course. It’s official and everything.
Totem Animals: Felines of all types
Javatania: Goddess of all sweet things good to eat, especially chocolate.
Totem Animals: chocolate labradors
Blessed Tree: Cacao tree
Doobieous: God of invented languages, and obsessing over plants.
Totems: babel fishes
Sacred tree: Parajubaea coccoides