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SHAZAAM! The smoke clears and reveals that the god within you is:
DIONYSUS, God of Ecstacy.
You are one sex loving deity! And you sure know how to turn any bedroom into an unforgettable party for two. You are sensual and fun-loving, and you will do just about anything to get some play. You have an insatiable desire for sexual pleasure. You have a young, playful spirit that makes the bedroom your personal playground. Because you are housing a god within you who used orgies as a method of worship, you have no limits to your exploration. Your experimentation and lack of inhibition make your sex life all the more interesting. Your open mindedness and irrepressible energy allow your sexual energy to keep going and going and going. And when the day is through, you’ve left a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.
I resent the part about doing anything to get some play. Other than that though, it’s pretty much on target. I hope.
Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the
sky! SHAZAAM! The smoke clears and reveals that the god
within you is:
APOLLO, God of Poetry and Music.
You are the ideal man - basically, a stud. Loved by all, your
golden boy charm is enough to drive most women crazy
with lust. You are the most wanted of all the deities.
Women place you on a pedestal during the day, and dream
about you at night. And once you work your Godly magic in
the bedroom, you've got them hooked for life. You are the
hot, smart and charming guy whom all the ladies want to
bed. Your inner intelligence, sensual nature and great
physique make women happy to oblige any of your
requests. Your hot and steamy temperament, and the
devotion that simmers within you make women swoon. You
probably tend to dive passionately into relationships, but
may find that your firey desire quickly cools. Nevertheless,
you leave a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.
A brilliant bolt of lightening descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle
has spoken!
The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, and
she is HESTIA, the Goddess of Family and Peace. She's a deity
who embraces all the aspects of womanhood. As a woman in
her image, you exude femininity and sensuality.
You view men as the perfect counterpart to your womanly
ways. But you probably don't appreciate casual encounters, and
prefer purity and tradition. For this reason, you tend to attract
men who understand your nature, and possess maturity and
seriousness beyond their years. When you finally make it to the
bedroom, and your divine qualities are released, you bring such
sensuality that the experience is unforgettable. In other words,
with the right guy, you really know how to get wild in the sack.
In fact, when the mood strikes, you can easily drive your man
crazy. But out of respect for your inner nature, love and
devotion are an absolute requirement. You are an attentive and
giving sex partner who knows how to make your man feel sexy,
appreciated, and fulfilled. When you show your stuff, it's like a
light shines down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim,
here lies a goddess!
The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, and she is VENUS, the Goddess of Love and Beauty.
Let’s just say that you are a deity with quite a fan club. Popular and pretty, your abundant sensuality fills men with desire. You probably take pride in your appearance, and have a very feminine way about you. You have a talent for dealing with men because you’ve perfected the art of innocent flirting. But beneath that naïve exterior lies a woman ready to hit the sheets and get busy. Once in the bedroom, your divine instincts take over. You are probably comfortable in sexual situations, and know how to make your lovers melt. You might even surprise men with your sexual confidence and skilled performance. Suddenly, like a light from the heavens, they discover your true inner nature.
Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!
Someone should probably tell my husband.
I just haven’t been the same since that house fell on my sister.
"A brilliant bolt of lightening descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!
The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, and she is PERSEPHONE, Goddess of the Night, a woman in touch with her deepest inner desires.
As the most sexual of all the female deities, you are very comfortable in the bedroom. Your skill at pleasing a man is unmatched, and you know exactly what you need for your own pleasure. As a woman of passion, you’re very comfortable with expressing your desires to anyone. You are a proud and confident woman who exudes sensuality. You cherish the intimacy of physical attraction, and know what it takes to win a man. As a woman deeply in touch with her sexuality, you definitely know how to thoroughly enjoy yourself! Your polished bedroom performance always keeps them coming back for more. When everything is going right, a light shines down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!"
When they’re right, they’re right!
I have a hobby. I have the world’s largest collection of seashells. I keep it scattered on beaches all over the world. Maybe you’ve seen some of it.
Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! The smoke clears and reveals that the god within you is:
ZEUS, God of Thunder.
Like a ten megaton bomb, you drop from the sky and into the arms of your lovers. Seduction is not just a simple game for you, it’s a way of life. You wow the ladies with your handsome looks and masculine charms until all resistance has worn away. As ruler of the gods, you like to remain in control of your relationships. From casual discussions to techniques in the bedroom, you like to call the shots. You may have many admirers, but you might tend to fall a little short on some virtues – such as fidelity. Your mind wanders at the slightest provocation. You have been known to keep several women on your mind (and in your bed) at once. But hey, with such powerful feelings thundering inside, you need to spread your love around, right? What’s certain is that once you get busy, your godly nature starts working overtime. As you perform your magic, that special someone will know exactly why they call you a true sex god.
A brilliant bolt of lightening descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!
The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, and she is the Goddess ATHENA.
You’re a powerful woman who knows what she wants and just how to get it. Of all the deities, you come closest to the modern
woman. Strong and sensual, you’re someone who doesn’t shy away from a challenge. In fact, it’s probably the challenge that excites you. You have no tolerance for traditional gender roles, so seduction is your specialty. You probably have no problem being the aggressor, nor do you mind being in control of a
relationship. In bed, you might even take the lead, and make sure that nothing’s over until you are thoroughly satisfied. Your self-confidence and security have allowed you to use your sexuality exactly the way that pleases you. Your lovers undoubtedly sense your inner divinity, and worship your ways.
You demand and receive respect from whomever you decide to bed. And like a light from the heavens, they discover your true inner nature. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!
“I thought: opera, how hard can it be? Songs. Pretty girls dancing. Nice scenery. Lots of people handing over cash. Got to be better than the cut-throat world of yoghurt, I thought.” - Seldom Bucket
As a devotee of this long-neglected virtue, you are a committed romantic. You prefer to savor the joys of seduction before you step into the bedroom. This quality makes you incredibly attractive to women, who seem to melt in your presence. They sense your strong character and respect your ideals. They dream of stealing you away, and making dreamy love to you all day long. Not to say you wouldn’t be happy to oblige, but you want to make sure that there’s some love to carry the relationship along. By the time you are ready to show them your godly performance, you have got them hooked. You take sex seriously, and show your lucky woman a passion that has only existed in her wildest dreams. You are probably an emotionally expressive and sensitive person whose pleasure comes from pleasing others. Your chivalrous ways have probably earned you a following of fans, and a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.
A brilliant bolt of lightening descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!
The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, and she is VENUS, the Goddess of Love and Beauty.
Let’s just say that you are a deity with quite a fan club. Popular and pretty, your abundant sensuality fills men with desire. You probably take pride in your appearance, and have a very feminine way about you. You have a talent for dealing with men because you’ve perfected the art of innocent flirting. But beneath that naïve exterior lies a woman ready to hit the sheets and get busy. Once in the bedroom, your divine instincts take over. You are probably comfortable in sexual situations, and know how to make your lovers melt. You might even surprise men with your sexual confidence and skilled performance. Suddenly, like a light from the heavens, they discover your true inner nature. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!
And I like tall men.
I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, and she is PERSEPHONE, Goddess of the Night, a woman in touch with her deepest inner desires.
As the most sexual of all the female deities, you are very comfortable in the bedroom. Your skill at pleasing a man is unmatched, and you know exactly what you need for your own pleasure. As a woman of passion, you’re very comfortable with expressing your desires to anyone. You are a proud and confident woman who exudes sensuality. You cherish the intimacy of physical attraction, and know what it takes to win a man. As a woman deeply in touch with her sexuality, you definitely know how to thoroughly enjoy yourself! Your polished bedroom performance always keeps them coming back for more. When everything is going right, a light shines down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!
True that.
This life is a test. It is only a test. If it had been an actual life, you would have received further instructions on where to go and what to do.
A brilliant bolt of lightening descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!
The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, and she is the Goddess ATHENA.
You’re a powerful woman who knows what she wants and just how to get it. Of all the deities, you come closest to the modern woman. Strong and sensual, you’re someone who doesn’t shy away from a challenge. In fact, it’s probably the challenge that excites you. You have no tolerance for traditional gender roles, so seduction is your specialty. You probably have no problem being the aggressor, nor do you mind being in control of a relationship. In bed, you might even take the lead, and make sure that nothing’s over until you are thoroughly satisfied. Your self-confidence and security have allowed you to use your sexuality exactly the way that pleases you. Your lovers undoubtedly sense your inner divinity, and worship your ways. You demand and receive respect from whomever you decide to bed. And like a light from the heavens, they discover your true inner nature. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!
Hmm… is Athena available for a Straight Dope name? Which one of you little boys wants to be dominated?
“You CAN’T be evil. 'Cos no matter how many ‘bad’ things you do on purpose,
you MUST be doing it because you think it’s the right thing to do.”
Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! The
smoke clears and reveals that the god within you is:
APOLLO, God of Poetry and Music.
You are the ideal man - basically, a stud. Loved by all, your golden boy charm is
enough to drive most women crazy with lust. You are the most wanted of all the
deities. Women place you on a pedestal during the day, and dream about you at
night. And once you work your Godly magic in the bedroom, you've got them
hooked for life. You are the hot, smart and charming guy whom all the ladies want
to bed. Your inner intelligence, sensual nature and great physique make women
happy to oblige any of your requests. Your hot and steamy temperament, and the
devotion that simmers within you make women swoon. You probably tend to dive
passionately into relationships, but may find that your firey desire quickly cools.
Nevertheless, you leave a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.
That’s my story and I’m stickin with it.
John
Then he got up on top
With a tip of his hat.
“I call this game FUN-IN- A-BOX”
Said the cat.
Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky!
SHAZAAM! The smoke clears and reveals that the god within
you is:
APOLLO, God of Poetry and Music.
You are the ideal man - basically, a stud. Loved by all, your
golden boy charm is enough to drive most women crazy with
lust. You are the most wanted of all the deities. Women place
you on a pedestal during the day, and dream about you at night.
And once you work your Godly magic in the bedroom, you've
got them hooked for life. You are the hot, smart and charming
guy whom all the ladies want to bed. Your inner intelligence,
sensual nature and great physique make women happy to oblige
any of your requests. Your hot and steamy temperament, and
the devotion that simmers within you make women swoon. You
probably tend to dive passionately into relationships, but may
find that your firey desire quickly cools. Nevertheless, you leave
a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.
Ahh, I wish
–Tim
We are the children of the Eighties. We are not the first “lost generation” nor today’s lost generation; in fact, we think we know just where we stand - or are discovering it as we speak.
A brilliant bolt of lightening descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!
The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, and she is HERA, the Goddess of Devotion. She’s a deity who wants total worship from her partner, and will go to great lengths to achieve the admiration she desires.
You probably place a lot of value on monogamy and exclusivity, and you give yourself completely to your man. With so much devotion, you guarantee his satisfaction in all facets of your relationship. You feel most comfortable when there’s an intimate connection between you and your partner. When you feel that security, you let go of your sexual inhibitions and set your divine powers loose. You are a profound and passionate lover who believes that great sex means more than just a union of your bodies. To feel truly free, your heart and mind must be a part of the experience. When that finally happens, it’s like a light drops down from heaven. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!
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