Ahem! What fools these mortals be, trumping around in the guise of Gods. Shame on all of you! Come to me. Let me show you what love is all about…
Love is in the air.
I haven’t seen mine lately, either.
Another Zeus here… although they made some presumptions about my seduction habits without really asking any questions about them… but the rest of it was accurate enough…
http://www.madpoet.com
Clerks - Just because they serve you doesn’t mean they like you.
Add me on to list of Apollo’s. “most wanted of all the deities” eh?
EROS, God of Love.
Another Persephone here. Wonder why they chose the goddes who was kidnapped? Hmm, not a bad fantasy…
Cupid, my lawyers will be dealing with you soon!
I mis-wasted my youth.
Hmmmm.
Figures. . . .
Tom~
I’m Athena too.
This workday just keeps gettin’ longer and longer.
“It says, I choo-choo-choose you. And it’s got a picture of a train.”
– Ralph Wiggum
Shadowfox
“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson
Hmm, this is interesting…
Hark - the oracle is dumbfounded! Lightning falls from the sky and destroys the oracle! The smoke clears and, by interpreting the remains of the oracle’s bones you find that the god within you is:
Cthulu, The Loathesome One.
Lovers? What is this love? It is You who commandeth the feeble mortals and their whimsical notions of love. You feel the power of life and death flow through your veins like firey quicksilver. It is you who rose forth from the deeps and raged with exceeding great fury against the Earth Guardians. Soon the secret priests will take you from your tomb to revive your subjects and resume your rule of Earth.
I wonder what that’s all about?
“Don’t bother to pack your bags, Or your map.
We won’t need them where we’re goin’,
We’re goin’ where the wind is blowin’.”
I’m Athena!
The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, and she is the Goddess ATHENA.
You’re a powerful woman who knows what she wants and just how to get it. Of all the deities, you come closest to the modern woman. Strong and sensual, you’re someone who doesn’t shy away from a challenge. In fact, it’s probably the challenge that excites you. You have no tolerance for traditional gender roles, so seduction is your specialty. You probably have no problem being the aggressor, nor do you mind being in control of a relationship. In bed, you might even take the lead, and make sure that nothing’s over until you are thoroughly satisfied. Your self-confidence and security have allowed you to use your sexuality exactly the way that pleases you. Your lovers undoubtedly sense your inner divinity, and worship your ways. You demand and receive respect from whomever you decide to bed. And like a light from the heavens, they discover your true inner nature. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!
Fits me to a “T”
That John Denver’s full of shit man!
EROS, God of Love.
As a devotee of this long-neglected virtue, you are a committed romantic. You prefer to savor the joys of seduction before you step into the bedroom. This quality makes you incredibly attractive to women, who seem to melt in your presence. They sense your strong character and respect your ideals. They dream of stealing you away, and making dreamy love to you all day long. Not to say you wouldn’t be happy to oblige, but you want to make sure that there’s some love to carry the relationship along. By the time you are ready to show them your godly performance, you have got them hooked. You take sex seriously, and show your lucky woman a passion that has only existed in her wildest dreams. You are probably an emotionally expressive and sensitive person whose pleasure comes from pleasing others. Your chivalrous ways have probably earned you a following of fans, and a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.
< Cool! One of these silly things actually agrees with how I operate! >
VB
Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.
I, like evilbeth and psycat90, am Persephone, Goddess of the Night. That is definitely me!
It’s interesting… If you overlook the minor detail of not taking the Sapphic persuasion into account, this is the first e-mode test I’ve ever taken with question responses that actually fit me. And the result was definitely one I can see in myself as well. And it’s also interesting that none of the Persephones so far has used capital letters in her name… Well, if I’m ever near psycat’s or evilbeth’s location, I definitely know who I’m hitting the clubs with…
Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.
i too, am an athena.
“If anybody wants a sheep, that is proof that he exists.”
A brilliant bolt of lightening descends! SHAZAAM! The oracle has spoken!
The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, and she is HESTIA, the Goddess of Family and Peace. She’s a deity who embraces all the aspects of womanhood. As a woman in her image, you exude femininity and sensuality.
You view men as the perfect counterpart to your womanly ways. But you probably don’t appreciate casual encounters, and prefer purity and tradition. For this reason, you tend to attract men who understand your nature, and possess maturity and seriousness beyond their years. When you finally make it to the bedroom, and your divine qualities are released, you bring such sensuality that the experience is unforgettable. In other words, with the right guy, you really know how to get wild in the sack. In fact, when the mood strikes, you can easily drive your man crazy. But out of respect for your inner nature, love and devotion are an absolute requirement. You are an attentive and giving sex partner who knows how to make your man feel sexy, appreciated, and fulfilled. When you show your stuff, it’s like a light shines down from the heavens. Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!
hmmm…well if nothing else it was something different! 
Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
'Nother Eros here.
There’s a lot of us here…wonder why…
Eschew Obfuscation
<own horn tooting=on>
I knew I had to be good at something.
I hope these results are accurate, but I really think they just might be!
<own horn horn tooting=off>
“Winners never quit and quitters never win, but those who never win and never quit are idiots.”
The smoke clears to reveal that inside you is a divine being, and she is PERSEPHONE, Goddess of the Night, a woman in touch with her deepest inner desires.
As the most sexual of all the female deities, you are very comfortable in the bedroom. Your skill at pleasing a man is unmatched, and you know exactly what you need for your own pleasure. As a woman of passion, you’re very comfortable with expressing your desires to anyone. You are a proud and confident woman who exudes sensuality. You cherish the intimacy of physical attraction, and know what it takes to win a man. As a woman deeply in touch with her sexuality, you definitely know how to thoroughly enjoy yourself! Your polished bedroom performance always keeps them coming back for more. When everything is going right, a light shines down from the heavens.
Behold, the skies proclaim, here lies a goddess!
I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
Man, that test is so full of it. I answered all of the questions as frigidly and/or platonically as I could and I still got this:
Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! The smoke clears and reveals that the god within you is:
VULCAN, God of Fire.
In a world full of philanderers, you are a cherished god. Though you might not be incredibly suave, your irresistible good nature makes you every woman’s sweetheart. While all the other guys are stuck in their adolescent ways, you’ve got a maturity that all women ultimately desire. You present the perfect package to the ladies, with your combination of ingenuity and charm. They call it “marriage material.” But let’s not forget your erotic side. Between the sheets, you are unmatched. Your passion is like a volcano waiting to erupt. In your hands, a woman is simply a pleasure machine and you are the mechanic. Be careful not to make her overheat when you begin to work your magic! One night with you, and they’ll know why you’re called a true sex god.
If someone answering honestly gave the same answers I did there’s no way in hell that “In your hands, a woman is simply a pleasure machine and you are the mechanic” would be applicable.
Here’s my really, real answer:
Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightening falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! The smoke clears and reveals that the god within you is:
DIONYSUS, God of Ecstacy.
You are one sex loving deity! And you sure know how to turn any bedroom into an unforgettable party for two. You are sensual and fun-loving, and you will do just about anything to get some play. You have an insatiable desire for sexual pleasure. You have a young, playful spirit that makes the bedroom your personal playground. Because you are housing a god within you who used orgies as a method of worship, you have no limits to your exploration. Your experimentation and lack of inhibition make your sex life all the more interesting. Your open mindedness and irrepressible energy allow your sexual energy to keep going and going and going. And when the day is through, you’ve left a trail of satisfied mortals in your wake.
Scarily I didn’t have to change all of the answers for the second test <:O
Has anyone ever been to an orgy? They’ve got this thing here in north Chicago on the weekends, but it requires you bring a date. Any of you ladies up to it? I’ll bring the ketchup!!!