HAHA! Nice. I have their “Litany of Beer” stein.
Anyway, if you turned the ocean to beer, imagine how bad that would be once it went bad. I mean, Jesus.
In–or rather, on–an issue of Mad in the late 50s, was a back-cover satire apparently painted by Kelly Freas, showing a whole family “enjoying” beer. The title was “Beer Belongs.”
All family members with a glass of beer, including the children; the young woman and her mother-in-law giving beer to a baby in a crib. (Now that is sick!)
A parrot, on a tall perch, with a glass of beer anchored to the perch.
A dog lapping up beer from a pet’s drinking bowl.
Two fish in a fishbowl full of beer.
I saw this issue of Mad when I was about nine years old. Even then I recognized that fish in a fishbowl full of beer weren’t going to live very long–and I would imagine the days were numbered for the rest of the family, too.
There’s no oxygen in beer, considering that it has been all if not mostly used up during the fermentation process.