This is no problem. We need:[ul]
[li]Formaldihyde[/li][li]Canning Jars[/li][li]And an electric carving knife.[/li][/ul]
Break up your shipment into small parcels! 
A Google search on “Flat Stanley” may provide some insight.
Ok MUffin, your LaCrosse reference whooshed me.
Care to explain? (rereing, I’m guessing its a Velevet Underground reference)
(In LaCrosee as I type this)
Brian
Mailed to La Crosse.
Mailed to La Crosse = nailed to the cross
The pun was so bad that it slipped below your radar.
I’m gonna make myself a letter
I’m gonna daub myself with glue
Stick some stamps on top of my head
I’m gonna mail myself to you
—Woody Guthrie, in one of his whimsical moments