I’ve been drinking beer all afternoon and just expaitrated a belch a good 3 seconds that sent the cat under the couch.
Question: Does a burp resound from vocal chords or something else down there?
Would a female burp (higher voice and all) sound as loud? Higher pitch?
Yes, I’m a bachelor. 
I’m female. Gimme a couple of cans of Diet Cokes, and I’ll take you on! Long, deep, and loud – you betcha.
Mine can be as low and long as a man’s.
It’s “vocal cords” BTW. 
That sounded…not quite right. :eek:
I’d take Rosie O’Donell over Vernon Troyer (Mini Me) any day in that bet.
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Au contraire! I am intrigued.
To add yet another off-topic post…
My sister has a newborn baby girl. She’s about three weeks old now. I saw her at five days and again at two weeks. This girl is a farter. I mean, she’s a farting machine. But not only that, the farts are amazing. As a newborn, her brother would let out a little “peep peep” from his nether regions, but this girl lets loose the most incredible, resonant, male-sounding farts. A forty year-old ex-footballer would be proud of them. Great big, booming, low frequency rumbles that could potentially result in law suits from neighbours for structural damage to their homes. Passers-by look skywards trying to spot the fighter plane. Truly amazing. And she’s so tiny.