We like to think peoples around the world would be happy if they could just have democracy and Cocacola. I was reading in the news how the Afghan negotiators in Germany cannot reach an agreement and they are bickering over who gets what. They all want a bigger share of the worthless pie. Also, as the Northern Alliance were attacking Kunduz two warlords were racing each other to see who would get to the spoils first.
Twenty two years of civil war, the Taliban, American bombing the country the country to shreds… you’d think these guys would be ready for peace. As further incentive the UN is offering millions to rebuild the country as soon as they can get their act together. You’d think they would be clamoring for peace but nooooooooo. They want to continue to squable over the partitioning of that piece of shit they call their country.
I’ve come to the conclusion that they are hopeless. They will never learn to live in peace. And so, the only solution is that the UN mandate that for a period of 7 years, the men in Afghanistan shut up and wear burkhas while the women run the country. It is the only solution which may help. Everything else is a waste of time. If a man dares take the burkha off or speaks to a woman without being spoken to, let him get seven lashes to teach him humility.
It is obvious those guys cannot govern themselves. They couldn’t one hundred years ago and they still can’t. Rudyard Kipling wrote a story called Her Majesty’s Servants and it is a story about animals serving in the army but it is the ending which has been a favorite of mine for many years now.
A great military exercise and parade take place in honor of the emir of Afghanistan who has come to visit the British Viceroy in India. We are at the end of the exercise:
Oh how little have things changed in the building trade since time began!
So what do you think? Can they govern themselves? Should the country be occupied? What is the solution?