Can anyone complete this prase?

I need this for work. Very important!
Something like:

“He was hunched over the oars like a [insert word/s] in a peach pit!”

Sounds like “dog poop” but I know that’s not it!

Thanks!
A girl

Yeah, just add an ‘h’.

He was hunched over the oars like a one-legged spanish nun in a peach pit!

You know, it probably is “dog poop,” or rather

“Hunched over the oars like a dog pooping a peach pit.”

You see, this would be rather painful for the dog and… well you’ll just have to supply the mental image for yourself.

Maybe it is! It’s a kids’ movie, and this scene is taking place in a diner, I just didn’t think it fit!! But yeah, that picture…
Thanks!

A girl, how about some more details?

Are you saying that this phrase is part of the dialogue of a children’s movie, and you’re trying to recreate the exact quote?

Or are you asking the posters to come up with a clever version of this phrase?