Other than the obvious, that the people running the place are egomaniacal douchebags? I can see it now…
JOBS- The index fingers are longer in most people, therefore it is more ergonomic to put the tactile ridges on the d and k keys!
ONLY SANE PERSON IN ROOM- but those ridges have been on the f and j keys since the origin of typing! You will only confuse the crap out of people for no reason at all!
JOBS- SILENCE FOOL!
I mean really. Macs suck and all, but do they have to do stuff like that just to be annoying?