So I just got laid off from my job as a Project Manager at a translation company , been doing it for almost 20 years. I have many contacts in this industry, nobody is hiring now and not for the foreseeable future.
Well, that is fine, I have been bored with the job for the past year. With computer assisted translation (CAT) and automated work flows which automatically send the files to translators once I create the purchase order, and when the translator has finished the file is automatically moved to a folder that the proofreader can access, and when the proofreader has finished the file is moved to a final folder where I just open the file to make sure it is there and approve, and the file is delivered to the client. I’ve been a robot pressing buttons.
For the moment I am looking for a job in a call center, I’ve done it before for a year in between PM jobs. Not what I want to do for the next 8 years until retirement, althought a part of me tells me why not? No pressure, no deadlines to meet, no stress. But I am not sure I can just chill out mentally for the next 8 years.
My brother has been a programmer for over 30 years, and he mentioned Microsoft Certified Solutions Expert classes you could take online, sounded good but I found that has been discontinured in favor of Azure. Well, that sounds even better.
Back in my early 20’s I was going to be a programmer. I took a year of classes, made A’s. Before that, in my teens, my brother had a Commodore computer, I started playing around with it and was working on a program to create a poker program. Never quite finished it, I was more interested in getting stoned, which is why I never became a programmer. In the early 90’s got a computer, remember those huge white CRTs? and got a DOS book and started learning that. I’m a fast learner, when I put my mind to it. Haven’t used my mind in a job since, well, since I have had a job. As Jack Nicholson said in Cuckoo’s Nest, “I’m a goddamn marvel of modern science.” I can do a pretty decent inpersonation of that. Of course, he was crazy [ Homer voice] Or was he? [/Homer voice]
Anyway I am rambling on. Is there any way, with online courses, I can leart stuff and get a job in less than a year? I am not talkig about $100k jobs, $50k would be fine for me.
I don’t need the money, don t want the (big) money, never had, never will. As The Greatful Dead once sang, “I Will Survive”. And as Steve Earle continues to sing, “I’m Just a Regular Guy.” Otherwise I would have finished high school (I buried the lede!) and gone to Harvard.