I was fired from a job I thought I’d have for many years. This was a little over a month ago. I’m pretty happy go lucky, so I didn’t really work to find a job, just kind of looked and let things fall in my lap.
About two weeks ago a fellow calls me up because he saw my resume on monster.com. Says he was interested in my sales background and if I had any management experience. Says he’s looking for a sales manager for a niche market. Ok. I agree to an interview, which turns out to actually be a presentation. There are 3 of us, and he basically tells us what he does, does the presentation we will have to do, then explains things to us.
The next Monday we start training. Two hours, four days, two weeks. We’re actually not sales managers, but sales agents. And after training we have to (two of us, the Asian didn’t make it past the first day. I think the guy didn’t like that this guy was trying to change the training time. Plus he had a hard time speaking.) run around to get our packets done. This means I have to get a document from the police because I have a class C misdemeanor (PI) and get fingerprinted and get it all notorized. I get this done in about 3 days. We are supposed to be memorizing the presentation. We don’t do a good job at that.
Week two. We don’t go in on Monday because he had to go to Dallas. That’s fine, lets me be free. Today, I go in at nine, and because I still don’t have the presentation memorized, he tells me to go home and memorize it until 2:45, then be back at the office to go out on appointments. That was fun. No one signed up for the life ins. Most weren’t even qualified medically. Another wasn’t interested. And the rest weren’t home. This is how I get paid. People sign up, and I get a percentage of what they pay, usually about $60 a person, sometimes more, sometimes less. But, I can’t get paid until I get my license. I can’t get my license until I get certified. I can’t get certified until I take the $150 class in Austin this Friday. Then, after PASSING the certification tests there, I get a certificate (duh) to take the actual test. Study materials (a comb-bound 200 pg booklet) were $140. None of this guarantees a license, and without a license I don’t get paid.
The only reason I’m going through this is:
- I’ve already paid into it and I’m fairly certain I can’t get any money back.
- I don’t have any other offers, and no money.
That’s not entirely true. I think I can get a job at Starbucks when it opens, someone knows me and likes me. But I’m afraid it won’t pay what I need.
So, after all this I’m asking, begging… for an opinion. Should I make the starbucks call? should I get the license and try out that thing for a couple weeks? what. I dunno.
plus I can’t really work on my bobafett costume because I have to do all this crap.
ugh.