I swear no Human Being will miss him, lol.
Only if you document it and link to the video. We won’t tell.
Only for 20 minutes, though.
You’ve been here for 7 years, and this is what you think passes for an OP? You’re not paying attention, and based on this evidence, and until I’m presented with more, I have no choice but to conclude that your boss is probably a cool dude for keeping you employed.
Yeah, we need more. Especially if you’re expecting us to row you out from Guam to the deepest part, and do a “heave ho” with that garbage bag…
You can use my old boss as the anchor…
No, but you can send him to the cornfield.
“…to the deepest part of the Marianas Trench.”
Bonus points if you get James Cameron to film it.
Well, you could have done it. But only once. For about twenty minutes. In 1960.
You don’t get to send him to the trench and everybody here will take his side unless you tell us a bit more about his asshatery.
How about a quarry?
James Cameron owns a submersible capable of reaching the bottom of the trench. Earlier this Summer, he spent several hours at the bottom.
Bull! He’s a boss, and the preponderance of the evidence exists on that basis alone that he’s an asshat! This unbiased and objective juror says dunk the chump!
Nope. Hasn’t been back to explain himself. Verdict for the boss. raps gavel
Now, about that trench and who goes in it…
OP is an asshole.
While you’re at it, can you include Kim Kardashian, Charlie Sheen, and Snooki? 
lol